Curmudgeon and cynic with a soft centre. A bit like a Smartie, hard, brittle and glossy on the outside, soft smooth and sweet on the inside
Manila out of UK
Joined April 2010
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- Following3
- Followers13
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@Miss_AGW will try to send one, having some technical problems, basically spastic technology operator, thick as pig shit, half as useful
House building at Tagaytay going well. It'll be fabulous, made from antique hardwood rescued from old houses being demolished.
It's been a while, just been too busy. Very hot in Philippines today. Temperature wise that is. It's always pretty hot otherwise.
@piggypie_oink I liked the one that had you looking like a boiled egg though. That's a lovely snap, who took it?
@piggypie_oink Cool photo of you Piggy. Is that like a hamster wot goes in a ham sandwich?
@piggypie_oink Piggy Darling, I'm mortified, some twat's dumped me, i'm down to seven. Anyway it's their loss
@piggypie_oink Piggy Dearest, it's the quality of the followers that counts, not the number. Anyway my 8 beats your, what is it? 2? ho! ho!
@piggypie_oink Piggy, if you're a pig why is your avatar a boiled egg? just wondering.
@piggypie_oink Thank you for your concern. Your advice will be studiously ignored.My followers love me
@piggypie_oink Oh really? Seems like you're very interested if you're answering me at this time on a sunday morning.
@piggypie_oink When you finally "catch up" with total carp you'll know that my highest qualification is Anagrams 101 from Dunstable Tech
latest follower is Piggy-Pie Oink, she's from Melton Mobray, sad really, all that talent in a pork pie
@piggypie_oink As a "come lately" to total carp's world you don't realise I have many followers from the piscatorial community-silly buggers
@piggypie_oink Hello Piggypie_oink,are you gonna follow me around all day? It makes it really hard when i'm trying to follow you. totalcarp
Hello everybody, seems like I embarassed Shoe_Pig with all the carp I sent out yesterday. Sorry about that. I think she's thin skinned
It's true, I would like some followers, but Shoe_Pig makes me sound so desperate! She also told me that I'm not the joker, I'm the joke.