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Tom Wallisch

@tpwallisch

Husband. Dad™️. Sandpaper engineer. Former “smokeshow”, according to @favourite_uncle Trying to get to heaven. #Catholic #ProLife

 Minnesota, USA
Joined September 2013
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The fine print 😂
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Well, she didn’t swoon, but she DID have seconds, so I’ll call it a W
Tom Wallisch (@tpwallisch) profile pictureTom Wallisch@tpwallischNov 6
Spatchcocking and roasting a chicken for dinner tonight. Then my wife asks, “can you make chicken gravy like my grandma did?” Sure, sure, no pressure at all
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Spatchcocking and roasting a chicken for dinner tonight. Then my wife asks, “can you make chicken gravy like my grandma did?” Sure, sure, no pressure at all
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This reads like a Hollywood script but it’s real. Good read imo if you’re so inclined
The Players’ Tribune (@PlayersTribune) profile pictureThe Players’ Tribune
@PlayersTribuneNov 5
“It’s crazy but I actually cried tears of joy when I signed my extension this summer.” @Timberwolves guard Ayo Dosunmu (@AyoDos_11) goes deep on loss, family, and Minnesota. theplayerstribune.com/ayo-do…
This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

It’s crazy but I actually cried tears of joy when I signed my extension this summer.

theplayerstribune.com
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Please pray for a peaceful resolution to a neighborhood standoff in the next block. A guy with mental illness broke into his recently-tax-foreclosed house and is refusing to come out. For some reason they even have a chopper overhead. Pray for Michael and all involved. thx
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In case you wondered, “Come out with your hands up” is an actual phrase they use. It’s just not something you expect to hear when you get out of your car after a day of work
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Over a month since I bought this car before the first French fry dropped between the seat and center console. Not too shabby!
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This rules, but also yikes
Jacob Titus (@jacob__titus) profile pictureJacob Titus
@jacob__titusNov 2
"What's behind the bright lights of the sky signs?" A 1935 film about the electrical engineering behind the Chevrolet sign on Michigan Avenue in Chicago.

Behind the Bright Lights

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Not sure what y’all may have accomplished already today, but the water dispenser told me I just saved a bottle #notallheroeswearcapes
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Craziest shot selection chart I’ve ever seen
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My 20yo called yesterday afternoon to get advice on working with fondant. I had no idea this is what I was aiding and abetting
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Got excited when I thought this was massive slabs of bacon!
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C is for Cookie
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Enjoying the fall colors
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So cool!
🦋 🌷Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 (@Tiana_Celine_23) profile picture🦋 🌷Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻
@Tiana_Celine_23Oct 27
The "Prima Ballerina" fountain is located in Kosciuszko Square in the town center of Poddębice, Poland. Unveiled on August 3, 2024, this public installation features three ballerinas standing 2m tall, crafted by Polish sculptor Małgorzata Chodakowska who currently lives in Dresden. Her work lies at the intersection of sculpture and water installations and her portfolio includes projects in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Chodakowska's work is undeniably wonderful!
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New goal unlocked
Eduard Habsburg (@EduardHabsburg) profile pictureEduard Habsburg
@EduardHabsburgOct 27
Very little as delicious on a cold day in Vienna than Käsekrainer (a Bratwurst containing liquid cheese). To be consumed at the sausage stands near St. Stephen. Just take my word for it
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Our church bells controller malfunctioned last year and started tolling continuously at about 5am, didn’t stop for over an hour. As the one Catholic in the immediate neighborhood, you can bet I heard about it. So be sure to include a kill switch, @BackwardsFeet
Fr. Paul (@BackwardsFeet) profile pictureFr. Paul@BackwardsFeetOct 26
I don't understand why electronic church bell controllers cost tens of thousands of dollars. It's literally just sending an electric signal up to the hammer in the tower. What is the reason I can't whip up something with an Arduino or RPi and a few relays
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Currently mesmerized trying to figure out the blinking pattern of the three dots in the Teams chat
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I-L-L!!!
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