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You’re telling me that after making myself lunch I also have to make myself dinner why is life fucking relentless
Sorry for the lack of Berbatov updates the other day I saw a man with his head hung down to his hands while smoking a pipe. He was just outside sitting on a bench shoeless. And still puffing on that pipe
What we have at this football clarb is the kind of mass sickness you see in high school drama troupes. Contagious depression. Like a low level dancing plague. Even our club captain is checked out bruh
On the phone with the taxation office and they gave me someone who is clearly sexually excited by taxes. Brother, I’m glad to see they’re productive over there
Threw up in the pub bathroom for the first time in years after beering on an empty stomach. I cannot outrun unchood
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Man Walks in to starbucks yea ima need that umm Pumpkin spice latte
In the sense that both encourage us to sit with shame and humiliation, the project of psychoanalysis and Manchester United are not so dissimilar. In this essay, I will
