Standup comic. Author of "Love and Aliens: The Abnormally Normal Life of Claire Sullivan" and "Sometimes Ask A Man." Co-creator of https://nitter.gq/t.co/3W49OCBwQv.
Las Vegas
Joined January 2009
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My novel is now available on Amazon. You should read it just to prove to yourself that you could write a better book.
When asked if she married her brother, Ilham Omar said, "Not that I know of." The only acceptable answer to that question is, "Have you MET my brother?"
My Irish grandmother was an alcoholic. The only time she tried to hug us is when she was about to fall over. I didn't "consent" to her stereotype.
Traci Skene retweeted
For 15 years (1999-2014), we blogged about this. On one hand, some comics (and others) wanted to be perceived as "brave truth-tellers." It was a desperate desire for "relevance" or status, driven by critics (who were themselves suffering from declining relevance and status.
We told them to be careful what you wish for. No good can come of it. Tell the truth, specialize in word play, work clean, work dirty-- do whatever you want. But don't pine for a world where every comic is "important."
And here we are.
We put it this way: If people _expect_ your comedy to be "important," eventually it will be _required_ to be "important. "
"If comedians' political ideology means something to you, you're a stupid person!"
Jim Norton GOES OFF on people who look to comedians for political insight. Says if you're unable to make decisions for yourself, you're stupid.
@JimNorton
I watched the movie "Funny Girl" for the first time in decades. I now realize it's a film about a man who commits a crime so he can go to jail to get away from his wife. He would rather take it up the fanny than live with Fanny. Roll credits.
The women offended by the Shane Gillis whore joke are currently working on their slutty Halloween costumes.
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It's not jokes about gym shorts that the commissars don't like. It's jokes themselves. And people who tell jokes. And people who laugh at jokes.
Because they divert energy
from the Revolution. Which must absorb all the human energy there is.
Always.
I dropped out of college to do standup which is why I never trust anybody who says they are an expert in comedy because they have a degree.
I couldn't watch the Eagles in London on TV so I put on Liverpool/Man City and it seems like it was a better option.
Enjoy a gang bang then report the guys for rape. Helen Gurley Brown was right! Women can have it all!!!
I hope it's an all-female firing squad because I like watching comedies.
The Pentagon Is Going to Livestream a Firing Squad Execution
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They should have wheeled her into a haunted house while she was still unconscious so she thought she had been executed and sent to hell. Missed opportunity.
BREAKING: Christa Pike is conscious and speaking at a hospital nearly a week after Tennessee's failed execution, her attorneys say. apnews.com/article/christa-p…
We watched it tonight. I applaud @DaneCook for being truthful and vulnerable. It's a devastating yet uplifting story. Highly recommend.
My brother stole millions, then went on the run. Here’s an exclusive clip from Funny Money: The @DaneCook Story available now to watch on @AppleTV & @PrimeVideo as well as other digital platforms. Stay tuned. Only gonna get bigger and wilder.
The US should have sent her to Canada for MAID. The Canucks have become killing machines.
BREAKING: Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike is still alive after two lethal injections, her lawyer says in a motion to again halt the execution. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ahe…
Post a reasonable comment about something interesting yet unimportant. Get called a stupid c**t. Block person who called me a stupid c**t. Delete comment because people are horrible and it's not worth the hassle. Remind myself to stop commenting. Life on X in 2026.
