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Film criticism’s greatest preening dilettante. Had Wolves since Steph, KG, and Gugliotta

Midwestern Suburbia
Joined March 2018
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.
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J Ro capitalizing on the You Can See Everything buzz to trick ppl into listening to one of the greatest jazz pianists 👑
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I didn’t realize until I read this that the consensus was “I Know Places” is disposable. That’s one of my favs from 1989. Something about escaping from the paparazzi being framed with such desperation is moving to me idk
The second instalment of my Taylor Swift guide is now up on my substack (link in bio + in thread). Most of the words for reputation + Lover were previously published on RYM, so I'm sending this one out for free.
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The ChatGPT hoops allegations were correct
Replying to @RealBobManning
Here's Mazzulla in full describing how he uses Claude:
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this is what a real man looks like. this is what real strength looks like. he couldn't stop his father as a child, so he spent his whole life standing up for his mother. never forget that.
Patrick Stewart, who died today at 86, became Professor X and Captain Picard. As a boy, he watched his father beat his mother, and heard the doctors who came to help tell her it was her own fault. In the video below, a woman thanks him for helping her survive her own abuse, and his answer brings the whole room to its feet. He grew up in a poor mill town in England. His father came home from World War II a different man and turned his violence on Patrick's mother. Every time the doctors and ambulance men came, they told her she must have provoked him, that it takes two to make an argument. Decades later, Stewart learned from his father's war records that he had been suffering from severe shell shock that was never treated. So he spent the rest of his life working for two charities: one for abused women, in his mother's name, and one for traumatized soldiers, in his father's. He could have spent his life hating his father. Instead, he spent it helping others. Is that the kind of legacy that matters more than fame?
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election night is tomorrow. this is the purge but for libbing out. i'm starting now
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hasidic brooklyn is not gagging for tate mcrae
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Aaron Judge supporting his wife at the NYC Marathon. That’s my captain
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I’m genuinely going to be thinking about how I looked in this costume until the end of time Goodbye
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I admittedly have this routine filed under “more correct than funny”. But what is funny is that Ricky Gervais is still mad about it
Thin skinned snowflake @rickygervais still not over getting completely mogged by James Acaster nearly 10 years ago. Too challenging for ya? nitter.gq/ruth_walshe/status/152…
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This is like that Patton Oswalt bit where he tells his uni professor that the Star Trek-themed question was unanswerable because the crew's roles were wrong
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The liberal winds of Denver to that Harrison Butker kick
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a story in three parts
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Halloween 1994, I was 7 months old and my parents insisted I looked like OJ trial Judge Lance Ito so that’s what they dressed me up as.
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“A classic is a work which, the more we think we know about them through hearsay, the more original, unexpected and innovative we find them when we actually read them”
Italo Calvino's 14 principles for defining a classic.
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Sometimes life really does just feel like this
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at least fetterman had brain damage
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