Sorry ladies I’m already like a brother to someone else.
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Trapper Hackett retweeted
Texas A&M Football should sue Bonnie Blue for copying their idea of getting paid to screw thousands of fans. #CBTM
Trapper Hackett retweeted
Hots&Cots has never been my full-time job. It’s been nights, weekends, and vacation days.
My day job has been almost 13 years at Microsoft, most recently as a senior iOS engineer. I’m part of this round.
So I’m open to two things:
* A full-time senior iOS role, building apps or the platforms behind them.
* Contract work. If you need an iOS, Android, or web app built end to end, that’s how I built Hots&Cots.
DMs are open. Hots&Cots isn’t going anywhere.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
Trapper Hackett retweeted
On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪
Trapper Hackett retweeted
Pat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run."
Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."
Trapper Hackett retweeted
“What would you do if you got elected to Congress, Lauren?”
Lauren Boebert:
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused in a sworn House ethics complaint of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.
Trapper Hackett retweeted
Ever since I was a child, I knew my biggest dream would be to increase shareholder value and meet or exceed my monthly KPI's.
Trapper Hackett retweeted
Section 131. Subject began making fun of police while holding a Long Drink (not sold in stadium). Ejected. #BTHOmissouristate
Trapper Hackett retweeted
You just had pancakes for breakfast. Your best friend is coming over to watch college football. There’s no school on Monday. Your parents don’t care how late you stay up. A perfect Labor Day weekend. You’re 41. It’s 2026.
Trapper Hackett retweeted
like two days ago a billionaire guy got arrested for trying to fuck a trailer park hooker
