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I’m a Purdue grad living in Westfield, IN and I support anyone suffering from mental illness! #StopBullyingNow #PracticeKindness #SmileatStrangers #HugscanHeal

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That’s a wrap on my six weeks of @Jeopardy guest hosting. Thanks for watching, thanks for your patience with a tough learning curve...and, as always, thank you Alex. 💙
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Gen X: My kids love Taylor Swift! Millennials: *sings along to T Swift* Gen Z: I feel Bad Blood. Millennials: Shake it off Gen Z: All your ever gonna be is Mean
U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
Best Stephen King short story yet! – at Hampton Bays, NY
You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
One of the most inspiring things about this year has been seeing so many young people organizing, marching, and fighting for change. And to change the game on any of the issues we care about, we've got to vote for @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris.
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
This Labor Day, let’s thank all those who've kept our country going this year—nurses, teachers, delivery drivers, food service workers, and many more. We can honor them by building our system back even better—so that essential workers are treated like it, pandemic or not.
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#IfJesusReturned Why would he? He knows how this book ends. Pfft.
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
When Donald Trump says tonight you won’t be safe in Joe Biden’s America, look around and ask yourself: How safe do you feel in Donald Trump’s America?
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
As people exercise their right to protest all across the country––let the undeniable paths of our progress be a guide going forward: peaceful, sustained protest; strategic, committed organizing; and purposeful, overwhelming participation at the ballot box.
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
Look Trumpers I get it. As a kid I was a cubs fan and I know you stick by your team no matter what but he's a traitor and a con man who doesn't care about you. Deep down you know it. I'm sure you enjoy pissing people off but you know Trump is a liar and a criminal.
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#quarantine Comic relief: My daughter asks, “what even is March Madness?” Husband replies : In 2020, staying at home with both of you for 3 weeks. Mom replies: I married you. I birthed you. “Don’t be afraid.” I will prevail.
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Look, if you had another shot, another opportunity... Thanks for having me @TheAcademy. Sorry it took me 18 years to get here.
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#JeopardyGOAT What is the entire book of Revelations and President Trump?
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
U mad bro? Stop lying on my dick. I never even had a chauffeur, you bougie f*ck.🤡
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U Can Call Me Al ♋️ retweeted
I demand an apology Nicholas, you've made my gardener so jealous!
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