Christian | traveler | Lindy Hopper | Knicks fan| Queens, NY native | autistic | aircraft mechanic

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
I was busy dreaming about random shit while the Knicks game was on and missed the entire thing. Glad they pulled off a win though.
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Darnell 🇹🇹 retweeted
josh is comedy bruh 😂😂
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I could go downstairs and get a drink at the bar or I can stay in my hotel room and save money. My mind’s telling me noooo…
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Why do black women look so good holding pumpkins? It must be the color contrast with the melanin.
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I paid 15 euros for some tasteless chicken. Now I’m upset. I’m realizing that Icelanders are the only Europeans that know how to make flavorful food.
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Boom
Let’s see your lock screen, I’ll go first
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Asian tourists love those selfie sticks more than rice.
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If you’re standing at a bus stop in Ireland the bus will just drive by you unless you put your arm out. I didn’t know about this cultural norm so I just stood in the rain at the bus stop as buses passed me by.
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I tipped 20% at a restaurant and waitress was super happy. I didn’t understand why until I remembered tipping isn’t a thing in this country so I went above and beyond 😅
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I know most Americans are sleeping right now so I’m tweeting into the void.
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Buying a cup of coffee so I can hang out in the coffee shop and steal their electricity to charge my phone up and connect to wifi >>>
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Then he asked her to turn around 😭. The man is unhinged.
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I haven’t looked this up, but I don’t think there’s ever been a president in history that’s publicly commented on a woman’s ass on live television.
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You can’t give athletes from the hood with no financial literacy millions of dollars and expect them not to go broke. It’s inevitable in most cases.
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Off to Guinness Storehouse. If my tweets start getting crazy I’ve probably had too many pints.
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I thought I hated the taste of coffee. Turns out I just hate American coffee. Irish coffee is delicious. 😋
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Oh Macklemore is here, interesting
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It’s interesting how people can go to the same place and have very different experiences. I had one of the best days of my life in Italy. The people showed me so much love out there and it was a catalyst for me starting world travel.
Enough time has passed… Italy was cool and I enjoyed celebrating a friend. But Italy/Europe left a bad taste in my mouth. I don’t really think that’s a place for black people to vacation.
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