ALT A brown sea otter grips onto and bites a surfboard with red, yellow, green and white stripes. White text reads: “She Steals Surfboards By the Seashore. She’s A Sea Otter.” Photo credit: Mark Woodward/Native Santa Cruz
ALT a group of four pups has assembled at the top of some wooden deck stairs to try to take a nice family photo. there’s a large husky in the back, pointedly looking off to the left. the row in front has three pups in ascending height order from left to right: a little brown and black pup with their ears out, staring right at the photographer and wondering when this will be over, a medium black and tan dog with their tongue firmly affixed to their right nostril, and a big brown and white dog sticking their tongue out at you.
ALT the same four pups struggle to get it together. the littlest one is now licking the nose of the black and tan dog, while the brown dog is now in profile with a very impressive tongue curled up to their nostrils. the husky is now glaring at their siblings, clearly irritated that they can’t sit still.
ALT the smallest two dogs are now facing the camera, one looking light they were surprised to learn a photo was being taken, and one with a face slightly covered in peanut butter who’s glaring at the camera. the brown pup is sampling their own left nostril now, and the husky is sticking their tongue out at the camera because they can let loose sometimes too.
ALT tiny pup sticks their tongue out this time! medium pup got distracted and his sniffing the air. brown and white pup has their ears out horizontally and their tongue in their mouth, shockingly, but it looks like they’re having to focus really hard to keep it that way. the husky is actively snarling in the background, with squinty eyes and teeth slightly bared.
ALT a dog tiling it's head being super cute
ALT The photo of Fishtopher from the original tweet, with a rather poorly-drawn crown, cape, and scepter added in Markup.
ALT Four photos of the meowcows being all sleepy and full of milk. It's too precious, I can't cope
ALT An orange cat is in a very big fuzzy bed. His mouth is open and he’s yelling
