Sn@rk Tank, Arbitrary American

Still can't believe that guy's 29 years old and from the present. He looks like your local eyewitness news anchor from 1983.

If only I lived somewhere it felt like voters were more open to change and willing to put pressure on old, hidebound pols, like ... uh ... Mississippi?

Usually you don't get this type of candor from Fox types until the pretrial discovery phase of a defamation lawsuit. Thanks, Bret.

The ass man concedeth

It's a Talafreakout

It's clear that Trump who begged people to pretend that he was on the ballot, but wants people to know that he was not on the ballot, was simply too successful, too early.

Oh dear

Tuned in to CBS Nrws looking for depressed Joe Manchin. He was nowhere to be seen, and I could only stand watching their coverage for so long. It's so bad.

Met this guy at the entrance to the polling place. Set up with food and water dishes right at the front door. Omen, metaphor, or voter intimidation? You decide. Also, I was the 115th person to cast a vote at this precinct.

True election day confessions: I owe my existence to the electoral process because my parents met as part-timers in the old county voters registration office. Been a while since I thought about it and I need to find an old timer who can remind me where it was located back then.

Bessent staring at the comically large pha... uh, finger

I just think of it as McRyb and that way I dont feel like I'm kidding myself

(Scottish brogue) Captain, I'm givin' the Hoverrrround all she's got.

"I Had It Cleaned" speech 💀

Well, fiddle dee dee, Ashley Wilkes

No kidding.

What a tremendous idiot

Return to the Black Lagoon (Daily Wire Studios, 2026) @AP photo

Between FB and BB, is SEC HQ gonna have to dispatch the Bobs to Norman

🎶On State Street that great street I just want to say They do things that they don't do on Broadway