The water also rises in a flood that kills you all. nitter.gq/fotorapper1/status/796…
Most of you will say @RealDonaldTrump wins tonight’s debate so long as he doesn’t show up wearing a diaper made of the US flag, right?
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Hey @TedCruz, you idiot: 29% of US Presidential Election Years have involved the nomination/confirmation of a Supreme Court Justice.
If @TedCruz doesn’t clean up his act, stop cheating, & doing negative ads, I have standing to sue him for not being a natural born citizen.
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