finnger gunz

sometimes it gives me strength knowing no one in my same position would ever willingly or soberly make the choices that i continue to make. and there’s really something special about that <3

I’m not poor I’m financially nervous

makin’ moves, albeit not good ones

“this summers gonna be a movieee” yeah well mines a porno and im the one in the cuck chair giving a thumbs up pretending not to cry

“it’s not my first rodeo” i say while being kicked in the face by a bull

self taught taxidermy as a fun way to unwind in the evenings

omg yes happy valentines dayyyy. im going to go beat a homeless person with jumper cables to remind myself i have a pulse.

4 likes = 1 prayer. inflation.

crashing your jeep wrangler into a guard rail at 70mph, as your car flips and the last moments of your life flash in front of your eyes so do 43 plastic rubber duckies

sometimes i listen to uncle kracker and think about how life is so much easier for people who fuck their cousins

gun to your head if someone said whose cultural impact was more important rosa parks or the person who invented doordash what would you say

when i watch nascar my slack jawed brain tingles from the rumbles and for a moment i forget about my extremely high pressure job of driving the forklift at home depot

been on here 12 years and all i have to show for it is being unhirable

listen i don’t know shit about god but i did read some passage about how even his lowliest creatures would be allowed on the ark or something so, what im saying is, good for you 🖤

He had the charisma of a mosquito that repeatedly flew into your face

listen i don’t wanna know the male mind bc i spent enough time tutoring the special needs and i get it

you ever been so mad that you vibrate

Whether or not I have drugs on me has nothing to do with you. That’s between me and the dog that lives inside the airport.

A miraculous dog and pony show where I am neither dog nor pony but the patch of grass they both take a shit on

got deep into teletubbies lore, im back now