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Turd Ferguson III

@turdfergthird

Former Army enlisted and officer, OU grad, smartass, general good guy.

 United States
Joined March 2019
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Never let the dog drive! No matter how cute he is!
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My week was better than your week…. Just sayin’..
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FOX College Hoops
@CBBonFOX17 Dec 2023
The Final Four Undefeated Teams 🔥 RT if your team is here!
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Super 70s Sports
@Super70sSports17 Oct 2023
Crack open one of these ice cold motherfuckers and you’re gonna feel like a founding member of Morris Day and the Time.
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Maybe we can update it for the Ukraine…. Vintage Desert Storm..
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Hugh Grant, not wanting to be there or speak to anyone….#Oscars
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Over the course of my lifetime I have come to acquire several pieces of artwork depicting confederate leadership…. So, now what do I with them?… seriously, attempt to sell? Trash?. Sell at a gun show?..
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It’s not a scrum!!! It’s called a maul. Have zero clue on anything rugby related, have never even seen a match played. #NFCChampionship
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ShitpostGateway
@ShitpostGate18 Jan 2023
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They could have used “How will a Georgia win impact LeBron’s legacy” and I would not have blinked….
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What’s a 14 year old doing in prison?!….
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I’m sure his nickname is “Big Blue”….
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff29 Dec 2022
Now the miscreant in question, he had the temerity, the hubris, to broadcast his whereabouts with the online exhibition of his pizza box
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Actual photo of GW and one of his LT’s after their Christmas sortie across the Delaware…
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Tansu Yegen
@TansuYegen24 Dec 2022
Trees change their behaviour throughout the four seasons and make us change our behaviours too…
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Vala Afshar
@ValaAfshar23 Dec 2022
A construction artist shows us precision tile setting (watch to the stunning end)
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits26 Nov 2022
Classic.
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Dancing is one of my favorite things to do. Along with gravedigging, conducting autopsies, and glaring uncomfortably.
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