@iamjohnoliver I found a very rare and ancient artifact of interest to you. I didn’t buy it, but it’s still there 🧐 @LastWeekTonight

If @AskeBay @eBay suspends ur account permanently they lie to you for several month while keeping ur $. Then when you complain to state authorities, they push out the hold to 180 days and then “send” YOUR $ to the state then have to go through that long process w/them @verge

@verge @AskeBay @eBay it seems to me like your own agents either don’t know the policies, or just keep moving the date for payment back. No real support whatsoever. My funds aren’t accruing interest with you, but I’m sure they are for you! #CorporateTheft

[1/2]So @eBay @AskeBay are basically stealing my money, permanently suspended my acct, and now I have no PS5 or $. How Can my funds be available for deposit, but you won’t deposit them for another 72 days?!? (It keeps changing too). @TheVerge

I’ve gotten so much done with the socials outages cleaned my whole house, and fed these dudes bugs! Maybe I don’t need it 🤔

Absolutely never gonna fuckin happen. Please take a long walk off a short pier. No ones Turtle but me 🖕🏼🤣 – at Long Beach, CA

How is this a McDouble, McDonald’s?! I was excited, hadn’t eaten all day after surfing. Lame 😒 #ThisIsWhyIDontEatYourFood @McDonalds – at Long Beach, CA

One of the greatest vacays of my life. Many more surf trips to come. I’ll be back in October, Hawaii! Biggest Mahalo! 🤙🏼 – at Honolulu, HI

I copped THE shoes yesterday, and then within mins had giant offers from homies to buy them. So I sold them for several thousands more, because they weren’t my size anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️ They sold out in less than a min, so I get it. #Silverlinings

Please kindly fuck off. You’re gonna suck with any name. Having mine won’t change that 😂 So in case your a lil slow, that’s a big “FUCK NOOOOOO!” #CanIHaveYouHandle #GetALife #GrowTheFuckUp #YoureNotSpecial

Another one bites the dust! 🤣🤣🤣 #GrowUp #YouArentSpecial

At least you get reputable sounding companies 😂 All I get is gamer kids pestering me, and/or trying to break into my account regularly.

Don’t be this idiot. Learn to read a bio. It’s not rocket surgery. 😂

@Xbox @XboxSupport My control exploded, mid session no less. What gives?! #HowDoesThisEvenHappen?!?!

I understand this post more than you know 😂 #LetMeGetUrHandleBro #GTFOH! #OGTurtle4Lyfe

The robe and I are one now, that IS the way. Quarantine is turning me into the dude, but like, that’s just my opinion, man #NewProfilePic #ElDuderino #ReportingLiveFromQuarantine