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Funny prank- Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put his hand in a bowl of sulfuric acid. The look on their face when they see their skeletal remains is priceless. #waytooearly #MondayMotivaton

Top Ten Songs For Laid-Back Gigs youtu.be/hPbM193QZi0?is=NLbl… via @YouTube

Illiteracy is problem in this country. Did you know 25% of kids can’t even spell the name of the teacher that they are having sex with?

Alec Baldwin is going to the Ukraine to help shoot people!! #Ukraine

Latest from the CDC: If you get Covid in your neck or your back there is a good chance it will spread to your pussy and your crack. Stay safe!#EindeLockdownNu

Say whatever you want. Chet Hanks is a genius. #Meta

Hey Hobby Lobby! Guess what day of the week that I typically feel like buying hobby supplies…

I lost 8 pounds in one week eating only McDonald’s chicken nuggets. NO Sauce allowed tho.

They think they found Brian Laundrie’s remains? Ok…but was he fully vaccinated?#BrianLaudrie

My hotel has one bible. One?? How the fuck are we supposed to have a proper bible study group with one bible??

I predicted Pokémon Go years before it became popular ok.

I’m pansexual. It means I like to fuck pots and pans. No judgement please.

I wasn’t going to get vaccinated, but if 16 year old pop singer Olivia Rodrigo thinks I should, I will. #OliviaRodrigo #VaccinationCovid

Now they need to prosecute the 72 women that lied to get Bill Cosby arrested! #BillCosby #Cosby

What do you think Bill Cosby will do first, eat pudding or rape? #BillCosby

I want to publicly apologize to @chrissyteigen. Yesterday I called her “the c word” on her page because of the clear evidence that she encouraged teenagers to kill them selves. I’m sorry.

They said Covid is over on the 15th in California, but they didn’t say what time…