Mark Hartzell, ACE BFE

Oh, so when J.D. Vance was grandstanding in a grocery store about $4 eggs under Kamala Harris, it was a national crisis—but now that eggs are hitting $15 under Trump and Vance, suddenly it’s crickets? Where’s the viral outrage video now, J.D.? Where’s the finger-pointing, the moral panic, the grand speech on America’s decline? Funny how the talking points disappear when you’re the one in power. The truth? Egg prices aren’t about political theater, they’re about policy failures—supply chain issues, corporate price-gouging, and an unchecked avian flu outbreak that’s been wrecking production for years. But sure, let’s pretend this is just another “win” for America under Trump 2.0. Pay attention to the hypocrisy. Because if $4 eggs were a crisis, what the hell do you call $15 eggs?