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St Augustine, FL
Joined May 2009
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Day 1 after Mid Pines I struggled in the beginning shot 57 on the front but got my shit together and shot 44 on the back. Had a blast today we had beautiful weather.
2 birdies 3 pars for a total of $13
Cc:@tweeth_mitchell
This is truly one of the best and most important articles that has ever been on the golf internet. Please read.
I went on a months-long journey to find the best place to pee in American golf. Everyone who read this when it went up Friday seems to have liked it, and laughed 2-4 times. Unfortunately, only six people read it. I call on you to be the 7th: golfdigest.com/story/the-sea…
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Who else?? Let's rally for our guy and raise some money! At $1/par and $5/birdie how can you say no?
I'm in Southern Pines NC for the next 4 days. I've decided to follow in @tweeth_mitchell footsteps. ⛳️
I'll donate $1 for every par I make, and $5 for every birdie, to @driveftf and keep a running tally going after every round. Anybody want to match?
Ok top 10 Florida courses I've played (there are a LOT I haven't played and probably won't ever play, so...grain of salt), in some kind of order:
Timuquana CC
TPC Sawgrass
The Park
Sawgrass CC
Bone Valley
Streamsong Black
Bella Collina
Streamsong Red
Oak Marsh
Streamsong Blue
They need to let James Mangold make another Dylan movie but about this era and let Adam Sandler play him
I'd just give him all 5 shots at the '22 PGA
The 5-shot rule ✋
The premise... how much would a player's career change if you gave them five shots?
Example, Will Zalatoris.
Give him 5 shots and he's a 3-time major champion.
He lost the 2022 PGA in a playoff to Justin Thomas, and lost both the 2021 Masters (Matsuyama) and 2022 US Open (Fitz) by one shot.
If you were a senior in high school when this song came out, it's impossible to overstate how fucking cool this band was. Great episode.
Tweeth Mitchell retweeted
Hands down the worst tweet of all time
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music.
Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno.
What sold me was the first prompt I gave it:
“My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token.
Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.”
It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds.
I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious.
Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free?
Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
To honor Getty Images as they go bankrupt, everyone post their favorite golf Getty Image. I'll go first
I have also done this, in almost the exact same way. @BigRandyNLU you're not alone king
Or -- hear me out on this one -- kayak fishing
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
Thanks again to everyone who matched this donation, we once again raised over $1000 for @driveftf through your generosity!
It took @acaseofthegolf1 and me a few days to tame our tandem ADHD and do the drawing, but we finally remembered to do it this afternoon...
CONGRATS to long time friend of the foundation and all-around generous guy @Skulledwedge on your new @CallawayGolf driver!
Thanks again to all, and everyone please consider doing the same on your next golf trip. I can't tell you how much fun it is to have something at stake on every putt and to be doing good while having fun. So dial up the donations and you can count on me to match!
And as always, anybody who missed out but wants to contribute can do so at driveftf.org/donate!
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Anyone who matches this $84 donation to @driveftf by midnight tonight can still be entered in the @CallawayGolf driver giveaway!
Donate at driveftf.org/donate
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