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16c, Tudor, English. Circumference: 9 inches. Weight: 5.62oz. Red. Made from cork and leather. Fond of being polished. Can haz spin.

Wray, Lancashire, England
Joined September 2010
Remember. A twicketball is for life, not just for Christmas. #Twicket
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That last batsman hit me out of the park. Getting dark now. Is nobody going to come and find me? #twicket
Getting scared, especially now that #twicket has finished. Help! I'm lost...
This isn't funny. I'm still lost. Going to cry soon #twicket
Hello! Hello! Is anybody there? I'm still lost. Are you all in the beer/cake tent? #twicket
Perhaps @specsavers could sponsor the RotW side? #twicket
I say. Left reverse. Jolly good, try again #twicket
is enjoying this fast paced bowler. Jolly good. Carry on #twicket
Can confirm that @twicketball did not touch hand or glove #twicket
Can confirm that this bowler is not boss-eyed, but am unsure whether he is still sober #twicket