Ordinary man. I am thirty years old.
Joined January 2020
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(at a nude sushi restaurant staffed entirely by queer people) so what's on the agender for today
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Trump bashfully passes a note to Joe Biden that says,
“Biden, do you like me?
YES NO”
Biden squints at it for a minute before writing on it and sending it back. He circled “Biden”.
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"Abundance" org unveils policies it wants 2028 presidential hopefuls to support:
— Reduced regs for day care centers
— Allow PAs to serve as primary providers
— Incentives to reduce housing environmental reviews
W/ @mara_hop
washingtonsun.com/campaigns/…
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whenever napoleon III was signing letters like "your brother monarch and dearest bosom chum" you know he was about to pull some stupid paradox interactive shit on someone
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My name is Ahmed Moor and I’m running for US Senate here in PA (election 2028). I’m running to end the war in Iran and to promote the dignity agenda: free healthcare, free childcare, and affordable housing.
I’m calling for accountability for genocide, for ICE and for corruption. And finally, for the protection of our civil liberties in America. Join the fight at moorforsenate.com
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I've really been thinking about the past few years. 7.11M dead from COVID, 100k mass killed in Palestine, 1.6M dead in Russia and Ukraine, 400K dead in Sudan. Just nonstop misery. Cold beer on a Friday night.
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my dad hit an alien heading home from the bar last night busted its legs up real bad we’ve been torturing it in the garage for like 6 hours now lol
guys zero hp lovecraft isn't picking up my calls and he isn't answering my texts. can someone make sure he's okay???
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imagining him weeping at the side of his bed and tipping a horn full of black powder into that flintlock #manifesting
haley stevens burned her political career to the ground for nothing. vivek ramaswamy utterly torched any chances of ever being a major face in politics again for nothing. roger marshall was forced into a humiliation ritual on live television, for nothing. very cool midterms
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i wonder if it's considered unfair to have "Gun that Won the West" after the winchester 1873. that's like the 1868 election putting grant's name followed by "The Man who Saved the Union"
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