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Senior Software Engineer/Solution Architect, Microsoft specialist, Azure geek, overall tech enthusiast, speaker, and blogger

Chicago suburbs
Joined October 2009
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Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it Musk didn’t invent Starlink, he bought it Musk didn’t invent “X,” he bought it Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him
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It's not ready!
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This gentleman is spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇
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Repost, Repost, and Repost again! 👇👇👇
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The legendary Ed O’Neill reminds us about small town values and delivers a blunt message to men about the stakes this November.
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Randy Rainbow did it AGAIN!
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Tim Murphy retweeted
Reporter: Trump has accused you of ignoring— Biden: He's lying and the governor told him he was lying. I've spoken to the governor.. I don't know why he does this and the reason I get so angry about it, I don't care about what he says about me, but I care what he communicates to the people that are in need. He implies that we're not doing everything possible. We are. I assume you heard the Republican Governor of Georgia talk about that. He was on the phone with me more than once. So that's simply not true. And it's irresponsible.
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I always laugh whenever I hear Trump Force One. Iron Maiden has a bigger, newer, better jet. Piloted by the front man himself!
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A wise bit of advice for the Anti vaccine crowd.
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'Not flat, we checked' - NASA
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Tim Murphy retweeted
This
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I actually have no idea what a quick sort is, maybe I did once? If you're worried about whether people know how to do it from memory, and you're working in high-level language, you're doing it wrong. It doesn't show aptitude. It shows you're a horrible person to work for
asked a candidate to implement quicksort in an interview today suffice to say, they're probably not getting a call back...
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This made me cry
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Want to know what really happened? As a Windows Developer, I've put together an explanation of the CrowdStrike IT outage. It covers kernel mode, the driver, how it happened and how to fix it! If you find it interesting please share it!
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Do you agree? 🤔
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This is not how we resolve our disagreements in this country
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Here is John Oliver’s full breakdown of Trump’s Project 2025 plan to reshape America 👇
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