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Paul Harris

@twoseat

Work at ONS (all opinions my own), Dad, Cyclist and Chocolate Raisin Aficionado. Call me Mr Fishcakes. Find me at https://nitter.gq/t.co/oKzJg6JW8v

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Rob@_Bankrobber_6 Sep 2022
If recent history has taught us anything, then the main thing this means is that someone in the cabinet knows a bloke who sells lecterns. Probably for about £300k a pop.
Jack Evans (@jackcevans) profile pictureJack Evans@jackcevans6 Sep 2022
It's a new look lectern with a new Prime Minister. What does it mean? Prob not much. But Truss' lectern has a weird squiggly base.
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NEW: Boris Johnson awards Gavin Williamson a knighthood. Why *now*? In middle of Russian crisis? He was appointed defence secretary in Nov 2017 at exact moment, FBI revealed its Trump-Russia investigation began in London. Is this relevant? 1/ theguardian.com/politics/202…
Gavin Williamson awarded knighthood by Boris Johnson

Gavin Williamson awarded knighthood by Boris Johnson

MP presided over exams debacle after being sacked as defence secretary for alleged leak

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When I was at school the dinosaurs were wiped out 65 million years ago. I’m so old it’s now 66 million years ago.
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Watching curling is like an anxiety dream: It's cold, there's a constant risk of falling, and a young woman keeps shouting "Harder!"
The @Java_Champions program would like to posthumously recognize @smaldini as a member. RIP Stéphane.
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ONS Focus@ONSfocus26 Jan 2022
In our blog @ONSJames explains why it is both factually incorrect and highly misleading to say only 17,000 people have died of #COVID19. This claim is based on the number of deaths where no other health conditions were noted on the death certificate. blog.ons.gov.uk/2022/01/26/t…
To say only 17,000 people have died from COVID-19 is highly misleading

To say only 17,000 people have died from COVID-19 is highly misleading

It’s being claimed that the true number of deaths caused by COVID-19 in England and Wales is ‘only’ around 17,000 people.  The claim is based on ONS data on the number of coronavirus deaths whe

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Ben Hale@nebhale16 Dec 2021
I'll close with a photo that exemplifies my memory of him: outdoors, clowning around, full of love. Goodby my friend, I miss you.
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I just forwarded a YouTube of a TikTok that someone got from Facebook and sent to me on WhatsApp to my wife via Apple Messages. And now I've Tweeted about it. I think I may have just triggered a singularity
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This is the first time since 1998 that today isn’t an easy day for me, either directly in the US or through working with a bunch of vacationing Americans. Happy Thanksgiving to all my US-connected friends!
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Just killed a mosquito while waiting to give blood. I think the mozzies have achieved SkyNet status.
Your annual reminder to listen to the very much NSFW “First of May” by JoCo. You’re welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=WzZaJDg6…
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Andy Jenner@JennerAndy6 Apr 2021
Hey @GoZwift give us a hand pls, we need the Zwift community’s help getting @teamodz into the round of last 8 in @usacycling’s Best in Kit vote instagram.com/stories/usacyc…
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About to have my first jab while wearing my Census 2021 mask and sweatpants. I am peak 2021.
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THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE. HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.
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20 years ago me would have had so many questions about this one image…
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This is my MP, explaining that it's better to not get a good deal than to actually get an ok deal.
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@cj_dinenage10 Jan 2021
This story is incorrect - misleading speculation from anonymous EU sources. The UK pushed for a more ambitious agreement with the EU on the temporary movement of business travellers, which would have covered musicians and others, but our proposals were rejected by the EU.
As unlikely as it may sound, this channel of a bloke fitting out a Narrowboat is some of the most engaging video I've seen in ages. youtube.com/channel/UC6Rvv8D…

The Narrowboat that James built

Welcome to my Channel. My name is James and I do up Narrowboats. I didn’t think I did but in 2020 I bought my first narrowboat. The first 400 or so videos are about me renovating Sloe Patrol, a 50...

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A lot more indoor riding than I’d expected at the start of the year, but it all sort-of counts!
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In turn, while it would be easy to hate Farage and the deceit he represents, instead you should pity him: He is a man who has achieved all he wanted and still only found hatred. That‘s no life.
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God
@TheTweetOfGod10 Dec 2020
For all the things that divide you, there are so many more things that unite you. Your imminent extinction, for example.
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