There's nothing to fear but fear itself and bears.

Kingston, Ontario
Joined November 2015
Fellow Canadian @erikson_steven comes a close second in this cover contest, as judged by my extremely biased and ridiculously adorable niece, Morley.
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Hello, I’m a 41 year old male, reasonable shape, I just used a @Dyson vacuum 🤯 for the first time (about 15 min ago now)... anyways my heart rate is still about 168bpm is this normal? 😆🤣
Leafs fandom be like
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FF7 Remake be like: **(train stops and doors open letting out two Shinra security guards on Patrol.)** BARRET: Play it cool. ME: Uh, you've a fucking gattling gun instead of a hand dude.
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Kaul Lanshinwan vs Bero... I’m like—
AHHH Jade War paperbacks come out on 2/20 & I’m giving away 3 signed copies RIGHT TF NOW RT & reply w/ your best Green Bone Saga GIF or MEME GAME: take a quote from the books and pair it with a gif or meme! funny or serious tag #JadeWar Int’l ok, multiple entries ok, ends 2/12
Woke up with a pterodactyl in my hand and just new it was going to be a good day. Thanks son.
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Check it out! I donated to '2020 Brigham Stepping Strong Team' - #bostonstrong charity.gofundme.com/o/en/ca… via @GoFundMeCharity
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Behold, the French cover for BLOODY ROSE. Not sure Rose and Cura have ever looked cooler than they do here...😍😍😍
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Me watching the Rugby World Cup, and wondering wtf is up with Soccer players’ injuries. #RugbyWorldCup
Shotgun Eames!
Just saw four tweets about what makes a "succesful" author and they were all wrong. An author's success is judged by how many other authors they have juiced so they can absorb their essence. This is a publishing fact.
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Google isn’t our assistant. We’re its.
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How after a year has this thing not gone viral? Google’s suppressing it...
What I thought being a writer was: wearing a tweed jacket, smoking a pipe, radiating dignity. What being a writer actually is:
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Leaving tonight for a month in Cuba and I'm so intent on writing while I'm there that the only book I'm bringing is a half-read Fritz Leiber. So this is what life-threatening risk feels like...
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Tyler RG Eames retweeted
A dancing #Toronto airport worker has gone viral bit.ly/2TbIDwb
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The heatless night has been survived! By me, anyway. I haven't checked on the others yet, and frankly I wouldn't mind having all that whiskey to myself. Morning dawns a balmy -14. Thr adventure resumes in an hour.
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Interesting turn of events. Due to a faulty breaker the heat at the cabin has stopped working. It's -19 outside. Time to burn things, I guess. The Cold Road always takes its toll...
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This, by the way, is where the magic--quite literally--is happening. On the floor are custom-made lap-desks with drink holders and felt tops for easy dice-rolling. No half-assed nerds round here...
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Today's the day! My first ever campaign set in Grandual starts tonight (and goes for the next three days at a remote Quebec cabin). Here's my EXTREMELY messy opening intro, which I'll probably set to Van Halen's JUMP. Details and death count will follow in the days to come...
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Pathfinder getaway update:
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