Los Angeles. FOT. @MiamiUniversity @WesternProgram graduate. Coffee roaster at @unity_coffee. This is a Tyler Elliott parody account.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2008
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At @PandaExpress in LAX.
Me: “Does the chow mein have any beef or chicken in it?”
Employee: “No, it and the fried rice are vegetarian.”
Me: “Oh, okay great! I’ll have that.”
Employee: “But it does have onions.”
Me: “...”
Employee: “Would you still like it?”
Me: “I would.” – at Los Angeles, CA
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Really like looking up what foods my birds are allowed to eat because I’m often met with graphics like this. (The answer is yes, as a treat) – at Bay Village, OH
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Moving to LA has come with some personal challenges [vague]. I still miss NYC and Cleveland a great deal. But I have grown to love caring for an at-home outdoor garden and the wildlife that comes with it. Things just grow here! In this thread, over time, I will share the nature.
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This is an appreciation post for my fennel, which is now over 7 feet (2+ meters) tall, and is currently being swarmed by over 20 honey bees. After this summer, a focus of mine will be creating a garden centered around pollinators. – at Los Angeles, CA
ALT A seven foot (2 meter) tall flowering fennel plant.
ALT A fennel plant with three honeybees and one ladybug.
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Personal Log 6/19/23: Went to McD*nald’s today to get the Grimace Shake. Their shake machine was broken. End of log. – at Culver City, CA
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While at the gym tonight I had a true burst of creative thought. I present the following in no particular order:
-Luxury water fountains
-A screenplay for an apocalyptic tv show where only people who were in airplanes at the moment of the event survive, starring Jason Alexander – at Los Angeles, CA
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-An internet short based on Severence, but you don’t remember your ideas from the gym
-An Apples to Apples prompt along the lines of “The viral video that finally got MrBeast cancelled was _________”
-Aromatherapy for dogs (this might already exist) – at Los Angeles, CA
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