You're so #smashville if you reactivate your twitter account after 3 years to try to win Stanley Cup tix. #fangfingers #TDPreds #predspride
Tonight I told the creator of Arrested Development that I was "the manager of the Belcourt... I'm sorry, Mr. Manager of the Belcourt."
Vin Scully just said a good bunt acts the way excellent eggs benedict acts on toast. Why does this have to be his last season?! Poetry!
There's not much better than a $1 megabus trip with MLBtv on a phone with unlimited data and whiskey. I could ride all day!
"There is no sports event like Opening Day of baseball, the sense of beating back the forces of darkness and the National Football League."
New life goal... Karaoke with Bryan Ferry. Seriously imagine him covering any song and how cool he would make it sound.
Am I a bad person because I get mad when Paul sings Johns songs, but get REALLY excited when RZA does an ODB song?
Saw a truck driving today with spray painted windows that said "Country Lady's don't drive Mercedes" (sic) SERIOUSLY.
Think about how incredible a reality TV show with R. Kelly and DMX living in a house together would be.
I just re-read "The Thread" - from front to back, in all of its entirety, and now my stomach hurts from laughing.
Is it just me, or does it look like people are doing something really dirty to their phone when they're playing that dumb fruit slice game?