they just forced asmongold take his first shower and his body washed away just to reveal he was the River Spirit all this time and he thanked us and left for the pure lands it was crazy

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bed rot bitch *｡೨⋆*✩ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:44 AM UTC

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bed rot bitch *｡೨⋆*✩@bedrotbitchNov 4

DRY HUMPING IS BACK!!!!!

bed rot bitch *｡೨⋆*✩@bedrotbitch4 Nov 2024

trump is gonna ban dry humping

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Mike · Nov 4, 2026 · 1:30 AM UTC

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Mike@hammeritoNov 4

AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW

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Proud Native Americans · Nov 4, 2026 · 10:18 AM UTC

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Proud Native Americans

@proud_native_amNov 4

The Senate just confirmed Charles "Chuck" Sams III as head of the National Park Service, making him the first Native American EVER to lead the agency!

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Bob · Nov 3, 2026 · 11:16 AM UTC

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Bob@iwasvinegarNov 3

Don't let my raging boner distract you from my kind eyes and affectionate soul

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eve 🌺🍉 · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:38 AM UTC

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eve 🌺🍉@_cealestiNov 2

years ago teenagers were learning html, css & js to create custom tumblr themes as a hobby & none of them needed vibecoding to get there. btw

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death cab for katie :) · Nov 2, 2026 · 1:44 AM UTC

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death cab for katie :)@adore_thesunNov 2

for whom the cock throbs

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ദ്ദി(• ⩊ •マ · Nov 1, 2026 · 12:16 AM UTC

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ദ്ദി(• ⩊ •マ@rileyspiderNov 1

(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me

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girl godard · Oct 31, 2026 · 6:13 AM UTC

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girl godard@twinkp1easeOct 31

The stripper loves me. The therapist loves me. The bartender loves me. The barista loves me. I am just incredible loveable

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ꜱᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴘᴀɴɪꜱʜ ʜᴀʀʟᴇᴍ 🌙 · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:10 PM UTC

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ꜱᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴘᴀɴɪꜱʜ ʜᴀʀʟᴇᴍ 🌙@IvyBaybyOct 30

can i look at you like this ?

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Kelly Campagna · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:15 PM UTC

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Kelly Campagna

@warriorwoman91Oct 29

I'm not ok

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Nezzie ʚଓ🎃 · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:10 PM UTC

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Nezzie ʚଓ🎃

@kuromi_bbydollOct 28

But that's my emotional support confusingly intimate flirtatious but platonic friend

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LazerGroove · Oct 21, 2026 · 8:54 AM UTC

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LazerGroove

@lazer_grooveOct 21

The blackwall is full of AI gfs

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DiscussingFilm · Oct 18, 2026 · 3:22 AM UTC

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DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilmOct 18

Hunter Schafer reveals that she is starring in an upcoming vampire film for A24. Also starring Emma Corrin, Havana Rose Liu, Sophie Wilde, Fabien Frankel and Josh Hutcherson. (Source: @AcademyMuseum)

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Daily Star Wars Games · Oct 19, 2026 · 4:42 PM UTC

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Daily Star Wars Games@Daily_SWGamesOct 19

🚨 Lucasfilm are "aggressively" pushing for a Star Wars Battlefront 3 according to a new rumour! Both DICE and Bungie are in talks over a new Battlefront game.