Old-school junglist in a top-40 world. Creative director by day, comedy by night.
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The Chris Michael® retweeted
Banning Tik Tok would effectively destroy the progressive movement in this country.
Let’s talk about it.
Thread.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
We live in an incredible human capital crisis. The best people are working on the fakest things.
The upshot: whoever can provide people with real tasks will be able to break the deadlock and radically reshape our political economy.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
I need a reverse Shark Tank where US oligarchs explain why they deserve billions of dollars while standing in front of 5 people living in poverty who work for them.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
Jeff Bezos is going to space today. If any Amazon workers have to use the bathroom, now’s the time.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
“You up?” used get sent at 2am and mean “I’m drunk, wanna touch my body?” Now it’s sent at 8am and means “I’m 39, wanna go for a walk?”
The Chris Michael® retweeted
Notice anything suspicious in this video I shot of the Trump casino in AC today? @mtgreenee DID YOU SEE THIS????? We are under attack! #JewishSpaceLasers #runforthehills
The Chris Michael® retweeted
If Trump really wanted Hillary locked up, he should have just hired her...
The Chris Michael® retweeted
I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my early 30s I would have gotten married and had kids.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
Actually, it’s only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anxiety.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
Me: They ended net neutrality.
Wife: Is that good or bad?
Me: It's 2017.
Wife: Bad. Always bad.
The Chris Michael® retweeted
Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
