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Proud dad of 4 super kids, with my awesome partner. Love SWFC, drinking good beer, making good beer @KBrewko #makebeerbitteragain

Joined August 2014
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Get everyone together this Saturday with Fibrely 📶 Our Principal Partners are offering one lucky supporter and nine guests the chance to enjoy premium hospitality at Hillsborough this weekend 🍾 Simply follow @FibrelyUK, like and share this post for your chance to win!
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RT FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN 4 X VIP UPGRADES, £200 BAR TAB & AN OFFICIAL TRAMLINES T-SHIRT EACH. ______________ 💥 @welovepulp, @TheReytons and @KasabianHQ are headlining Tramlines 2025 💥 Our BIGGEST LINE UP EVER just dropped!! Sign up for presale tramlines.org.uk/presale
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Our man @daltonsmith08 is back in action at the @SheffieldArena next month in what is sure to be another belting night in the Steel City… I’ve got eight tickets to give away to two winners, so if you want to take three mates on March 23rd then simply retweet this to enter. 🥊
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Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.
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Brian Clough knew
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🦉Giveaway time!🦉 How’s this for a great way to remember #SWFC’s Wembley win? @CliveTyldesley’s commentary notes for the afternoon under the arch. I’ve got one up for grabs, and all you have to do to enter is retweet this tweet. Winner announced tomorrow! 🔵⚪️
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** 24hr Giveaway Competition ** We've got 2 of the new Mexico 68 tees to giveaway which is releasing tomorrow night from @casualsub_ To Enter; ✅Retweet ✅Comment with your preferred t-shirt colour Winners announced Tues 13/9 @ 3pm Good Luck !!
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A statement from Hornets Chairman Michael Jordan on the passing of NBA legend Bill Russell.
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Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.
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⚡️Adidas SPZL Giveaway⚡️ The adidas Barrowland SPZL launch this week and we are giving away a pair to 2 lucky winners. To Enter 1⃣ Comment Black or Green 2⃣ Retweet 3⃣ Follow us Winners drawn at random at 4pm Tuesday 1at Feb Good Luck🤞
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Our bobble hats are back in stock! Perfect for those chilly January days! To celebrate, we’re giving away this WB goodie bag, filled with beer, glassware & much more. All you need to do is like, follow & retweet. Giveway ends 31/01/22. 18+ only, UK Mainland only. Good Luck!
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⚡️Adidas Giveaway⚡️ To celebrate our 6th Birthday 3 x 1st Prize - Pair of adidas - winners choice (from any site - up to £100) 3 x Runners up - adidas T-Shirt of winners choice To Enter 1⃣ Comment Shoe Size 2⃣ Retweet 3⃣ Follow Winners drawn 4pm Tuesday 2nd Nov - Good Luck🤞
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If this was your son you would fill the sea with ships of any flag. But don't worry. He is not your son. You can sleep peacefully. And above all of course, He is not your son. He is just a lost son of humanity, Dirty mankind, that makes no noise. He's not your son Marco Leoni
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Putting this to rest! Winning ANY Olympic🏅 is incredible. I was always favored for 🥇 so 🥈🥉 would be disappointing. But if I were a projected finalist,🥉 is a win! Don’t listen to people whose only sport is stirring up shit. Regardless how many followers they have. #Olympics
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Hey @piersmorgan U have never succeeded in any athletic endeavor in your fat pasty life. How dare you criticize another young black woman. Simone Biles has only ever won her entire life. If this was a post apocalyptic future U know what your job would be? You’d be food bitch!
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⚽️Euro Final adidas Giveaway⚽️ The Prize 3 winners will each win a pair of adidas of their choice. To Enter ▪️ Retweet ▪️ Follow ▪️ Comment Shoe Size Competition closes at 4pm today. Winners will be drawn on Monday 12th July at some point 😀 Good Luck #ComeOnEngland
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Gary Neville brilliant on commentary: “the standard of leadership in this country the last couple of years has been terrible, but Gareth Southgate has shown the nation how to do it, with honesty and decency” 👏👏👏 #englandvdenmark
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