Bill Maher · Apr 28, 2011 · 3:02 AM UTC

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Hey Trump, what's the "biggest scam ever" NOW? I'd say its a guy with 3 bankruptcies telling America how to get its financial house in order

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Beetlejuice Green · Apr 20, 2011 · 10:35 PM UTC

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Q:how many times a day do u break wind? A: "me? Nigga I break windows all day, I does it wit my own hand, I still brak shit up"

Gilbert Gottfried · Apr 4, 2011 · 10:38 PM UTC

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Even dead, George Carlin says it better than me, "It's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn & cross it deliberately"