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Y'all knocking on doors of ppl with no porch lights but their inside lights are on??!! OUTSIDE LIGHT is the standard to signal that they have candy. Me having my living room light on so I can see in my own damn house is NOT a signal lol.
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⚠️THIS IS NOT A DRILL ⚠️
WHEN YOU REGISTER ON BILIBILI AND PUT THE CURSOR ON PASSWORD THE ANIME GIRLS ARE COVERING THEIR EYES WHAAAAAAAR>>>>??
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i think it’s insane that if Amazon doesn’t make the delivery window, they don’t refund you if you paid extra for it
2021: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2022: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2023: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2024: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2025: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2026:
Customer: "This package missed the guaranteed delivery date."
Amazon Bot: "We are so sorry for the delay! It is still in transit and should arrive tomorrow."
Customer: "I am not asking for a tracking update. Two-day Prime shipping is a paid retail contract. Since you missed the delivery window, apply the $15 monthly Prime fee credit to my account balance immediately."
48 hours later...
