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Help somebody without telling everybody
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H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
I saw Madam Ruth Abosede Adekola about 22 years ago! I walked up to her and said My friend!😁 I see what I want in you can you be mine? 😁😁 A lot of stories behind this Olorun very funny 😁😁 20 years ago, I got fully engaged to my baby, the MOTHER of our KINGS 🙏🙏🙏 DEACONESS RUTH ABOSEDE ADEKOLA ❤️❤️ I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER MY NUMBER ONE FAN ❤️❤️❤️ God will continue to bless your home. Wa je ounje omo ooooo, Amin. Happy birthday to you my friend ❤️❤️🌹🌷💕🙏🙏 Please help me celebrate this wonderful woman👆
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The HR don’t understand their jobs. Even if the company policy states otherwise, they should advise management on the interpretation. Does she work weekends? No! So the leave should be working days.
There’s a Gen Z lady at my workplace who applied for 4 days of annual leave. Her leave started on Thursday, and she was expected back on Monday. But she resumed on Wednesday. When HR asked why she added two extra days without approval, she calmly explained: “My leave started on Thursday. Friday was my first leave day, Saturday and Sunday were weekends, and Monday was my second working day. I still had two working days left, so I used Tuesday and Wednesday to complete my four days.”
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From an activist to a businessman. Just know how to play your card. Nigerians are gullible people. ✌️
Verydarkman is now selling a Ratel selfie light for 7k naira. Make Una come see something 😂❤️
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He told his wife “I need it right now” and here is her reaction 🥹 Where can I get a woman like this 😍
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You’re as good as your last job
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Wetin Gloria de pass through weh de make am delete tweets
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HPV in Men: Signs, Warts and What To Do Fast Most men with HPV never know they have it. And some of them carry it for years, passing it on without a single symptom. 1. The basics
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Sandalili sandalili. Nothing like standard living
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If one of them had fell off while coming up, the bromance wouldn’t have remained. I pray as hommies we grow and win together🙏🏾❤️
You just know Phyno and Olamide share a special bond because Phyno hardly talks to people outside. See how comfortable he is around Olamide 😂❤️
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Believe in God, he helps.
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The Piper Alpha is oil & gas industry’s deadliest accident in history. Happened in the North Sea (oil-rich waters shared by UK, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands) in 1988. The Piper Alpha is a specific oil platform 120km offshore Aberdeen, the oil capital of Europe. The platform was originally for oil, and gas from the field were flared. They later decided to modify the facility to accommodate gas utilization with some pipelines. On the afternoon of 6 July 1988, the engineer on duty in charge of one of the pumps observed some issue in a valve and made a comment that pump should not be switched on for any reason. Unfortunately, while ending his shift for that day, he forgot to pass the info to the supervisor who issued permit to the engineer on night duty to switch on the pump when there was an issue with another pump. Explosion occurred. As there was a gas facility within the platform, it got worse, fire traveled fast. The rest is history. 226 people were on the offshore platform. 165 died, from engineers to caterers (offshore rig is usually like a community with all manner of workers - compare with a construction site, but inside water). 2 people from the rescue team also died, bringing total fatality to 167. 30 bodies were never recovered. It took 3 weeks to finally put out the fire. Sad day for Aberdeen and the global oil & gas community. So when you see oil & gas technical guys (especially those that go offshore) getting paid a lot of money, this is the risk and hazard that could come with their job.
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H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
If all of a sudden your outside tap is rushing at night, don’t just jump up, and go lock it. I do this a lot, but I have learnt something today. Watch, learn and share.
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H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
Life is spiritual. Something is clearly chasing this man. He has 3 kids in Canada and owns one of the biggest estates in Ondo. He has enough wealth to solve the problem highlighted in this video. He spoke in parables about the main problem chasing him (Esu lagbara ko ni igbala, emi ni mo gbagbe ipinle etc). So sad!! May God rest his soul
Shock in Ondo as popular owner of Esther Estate, Akinbolusere Kayode Tolufe, reportedly committed suicide after recording a video explaining his frustration and willing his properties to his wife and children.
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She is a marketer in the bank but sleeping with one of her clients abi customer ni. D husband don catch am. 😭😭
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H.I.M Mr. Ola 🦧- 🦍- (OG) retweeted
I had a friend once who was married to a woman who constantly weaponized sex and rejected him at every turn. He got fed up one day and locked up for 4 years. The woman started playing the victim card, called both families and kept on complaining but the man did not even answer anybody when asked. The woman got frustrated and eventually ran away with the man's kids. The man still remained nonchalant and has not called them till date. Last I heard about him, he simply married a younger wife who has also given birth for him. Those are the type of men i want to learn about marriage from. My role model.❤️ The only cure to madness is extreme madness.
The only power women have over men is sex. That's why their first and last resort is sex. Once you completely feign ignorance, her power over you diminishes. If she goes like this for about 2 weeks, maintain abstinence for 4 weeks. She will be the one calling her family and your family to come to her rescue. Of course, men have a higher libido than women, making men desire sex more than women. But you know what women can't condole: silence or ignorance of her presence when she's close to you. With women: if you always show that you want them, they'll keep shunning you, but if you maintain a good distance, they'll gravitate towards you provided you're a worthy man. So, as a worthy man, you shouldn't be the one running and levitating towards sex, rather the opposite. Well, testosterone will disappoint you from time to time, but make sure a woman never come to the conclusion that you are under a pussy magical spell.
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No wonder CANCER full everywhere. .
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More reserves. Congratulations to Seplat for this great feat.
Seplat Energy Plc, one of Nigeria’s leading indigenous energy companies, has announced the discovery of an estimated 157 billion cubic feet (Bcf) of natural gas and 19 million barrels of oil in place at its Aku-01 exploration well in Nigeria.
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Seplat went looking for gas and found oil too, by accident. Its Aku-01 well has an estimated 157 billion cubic feet of gas and 19 million barrels of oil in place. Seplat says the oil wasn't even part of the original plan. It holds 40% of the licence, and a second well is planned for 2027. Meanwhile, look at what shareholders are getting. A 19 US cent dividend this quarter, 14 cents of it a special dividend. That's 40 cents so far this year. The stock is at an all-time high of ₦16,000.10, up about 175% this year. Most companies drill and hope.
 Seplat drilled for one thing and got two.
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