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📖 THE LOST JOURNALS OF DEGEN NAKAMOTO Entry #017: The Investors' Deadline 📈🌱 Degen's investors want returns. His plant has produced exactly $0. Satoshi suggests making an actual business plan. Degen has a better idea. He's about to invent his own financial formula. 💀 Monday, we see the math. 📖 A new page uncovered every weekday at 2:12 PM ET. 🟠 $ULTO

🚨BREAKING: Cronos got a new logo. Naturally, $ULTO dressed for the occasion. 🔥 Satoshi says imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I told him it’s called FAMILY SUPPORT. One #CROFAM. One chain. One extremely handsome flame. 💀🟠 - Degen Nakamoto

📖 THE LOST JOURNALS OF DEGEN NAKAMOTO Entry #016: The First Investor 🌱💰 Degen just raised his first $2 in outside funding. Two investors. One mysterious plant. Absolutely zero revenue. Satoshi says you can't sell shares of a plant. Degen says that's what they said about every great idea. 😂 In a world full of Satoshis, be a DEGEN. 📖 A new page uncovered every weekday at 2:12 PM ET. 🟠 $ULTO

🚨 BREAKING: $ULTO WEBSITE IN THE WORKS! 🌐🔥 Satoshi created Bitcoin and disappeared. I accidentally minted a billion tokens and hired someone to build me a website. My developer asked what it should say. “Make me look smarter than my brother.” He said, “What’s our budget for miracles?” 💀🟠 - Degen Nakamoto

🚨 Just used my Wolfswap V3 fees to buy MORE $ULTO. Adding it to the pile for future burns. 🔥 Most developers collect fees to make money. I collect fees to buy my own tokens so I can eventually destroy them. Satoshi calls this an unsustainable business model. I call it recycling with extra financial damage. 💀🟠🔥 - Degen Nakamoto

🚨 I THINK I’VE DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE $ULTO ALPHA.🔥💀🟠 I’m on a mission to burn 1 BILLION $ULTO down to just 21 MILLION. So imagine holding 21 MILLION $ULTO yourself. THE 21 MILLION CLUB. The game? See who has the diamond hands to hold the longest if the price starts climbing. 💎🙌 Last degen standing gets absolutely nothing. Except legendary bragging rights. 🫡 And @Blockchainwork5… If you don’t already hold 21 million $ULTO, we have a serious problem. YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY YOUR DESTINY. Don’t make me explain this to your ancestors. NOW THAT IS 212 BEHAVIOR. 🔥 -Degen Nakamoto

📖 THE LOST JOURNALS OF DEGEN NAKAMOTO Entry #015: The Competing Project 🌱 Degen has Project Fortune. Satoshi just unveiled Project Efficiency. One brother dreams of riches. The other builds a working irrigation system. The first Nakamoto rivalry is officially underway. 😂 In a world full of Satoshis, be a DEGEN. 📖 A new page uncovered every weekday at 2:12 PM ET. 🟠 $ULTO

🚨 ANOTHER 2 MILLION $ULTO BURNED! 🔥 We’ve officially gone from burning 15% of the original supply to 18% GONE! Satoshi created 21 million Bitcoin and never had to destroy a single one. I created a billion tokens and now spend my own money buying them back just to set them on fire. My accountant called it financial self-sabotage. I fired him. Can’t have that kind of negativity on the road to 21 million. 💀🟠🔥 - Degen Nakamoto

I’ve decided to unite the entire #CROFAM under one impossible mission. Turn 1 billion $ULTO into 21 million. Satoshi wanted to change the financial system. I just wanted to make some friends. Growing up, I was always a little lonely. Hard to make friends when your older brother keeps winning every argument with facts. But now I’ve got a flame, a ridiculous dream, and an entire community of degenerates. Maybe the real treasure wasn’t the 979 million tokens we need to burn. Maybe it was the friends we made while setting them on fire. 💀🟠🔥 - Degen Nakamoto

I’m feeling like top blasting @ultpartycro here. $PARTY Why? Because I like his style. And I’m a degenerate of a bitch and I like to party. 💀🟠 $ULTO

🚨 BREAKING: $ULTO IS NOW LISTED ON THE ULT APP! 🔥 Satoshi spent years building Bitcoin before the world took him seriously. I accidentally minted a billion tokens, started burning them, and now we’re getting listed on apps. At this rate, I’ll be invited to speak at Harvard by Thursday. Satoshi says I should remain humble. I told him humility isn’t available on the ULT app yet. 💀🟠 @UltApp - Degen Nakamoto

$ULTO is on the @UltApp!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it Satoshi!!!

📖 THE LOST JOURNALS OF DEGEN NAKAMOTO Entry #014: Give It Time 🌱 Degen's mysterious seed is growing. Satoshi still calls it a weed. Dad says patience matters. Mom says big things start small. Degen is already planning his financial empire. 😂 In a world full of Satoshis, be a DEGEN. 📖 A new page uncovered every weekday at 2:12 PM ET. 🟠 $ULTO

Who is Degen Nakamoto? 💀🟠 $ULTO Wrong answers only 👇

Every time a token burns, a DEGEN gets its wings. 🪽🟠 $ULTO