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In no particular order; God's child. Social-ish. Baker. Writer.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined December 2017
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Never make the same mistake twice. The AAR Method (used by Navy SEALs):
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Dear Nigerians. I am here to inform you all that I will be aspiring for the post of President of Nigeria in 2023. -PO
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Haaaaa! People are still entering bolt cars without checking the license plate and driver?
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My sister and I were going out, and the bolt we ordered had someone in it. The only reason this lady came out was because she saw us checking the car's licence plate. She didn't confirm the car, nor the driver. And the man didnt ask. Please o, always confirm, and be alert.
Can someone please beg the guy in charge of the production unit of Maggi to have mercy on us... I had to use mortar and pestle to pound seasoning cubes after several attempts with using my fingers - they still hurt - failed. 😭😭😭
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The last 24 hours have been most trying. But in the words of @chefobubu “Behind Every ‘Udo Di’ there are many ‘Udo’ that didn’t ‘Di’ but Onye ka anyi ga akoro”. We go again tomorrow.
I don’t owe money because I don’t typically borrow money. Unless it’s a I’m actually dying situation. Once I borrow that money I can barely sleep well till it’s paid off. This is why I will NEVER understand people that owe you money and “forget.” How? How do you forget?! HOW?!
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That's how I reached the box, and there were two small girls in front of me. They put in their offering and the nun sprayed them. Me I kuku put my own and in my head I anticipate the feel of the water. That's how this nun look me finish and did not spray me. Haaa e pain me.
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E remain small thing I for remove my offering.😩
i’m living with a mentally unstable person 😭
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"If we carry and sing thr national anthem, they won't shoot at us" We didn't know we were dealing with a State who was willing to shoot on its own people to preserve their own agenda. We Remember! #EndSARS #EndSARSMemorial
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One of the things I’ve realized about bring a first daughter is that you will always be shocked when someone offers to take care of you.
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Ebuka is terrified. Shank mapami na😂
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You drop a few singles, have a few fans and think you're the shit until you find yourself eating your child's leftover pap.
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See bah, I’m the one that will drive off. Because I’ll be waiting by 7:50 and if he’s not there by 8:05, I’ll either go back to bed or he’ll meet me at the place we’re going to. 🌚🌝
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So this evening I asked the lady who’s been cleaning for some weeks now to pass me the sponge for washing the bathroom She passed me my sponge .... How’s your day going ?
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