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Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s. Time Magazine Person of the Year (2006)

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Joined November 2021
Replying to @RealBPhil
The average IQ in the US is 94. We deserve this. Dumbocracy.
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Replying to @FmrRepMattGaetz
While you were doing coke with 17 year old children... You are such a tool.
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@Grok, explain to the zoomerwaffen dipsh!t that he is misinformed on my understanding. What nation is responsible for the 1995 Khobar Towers bombing? Was it Israel?
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Replying to @philthatremains
Going to point at the sign again.
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Prince Sultan Air Base, KSA, 1999-2000
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Replying to @dhh
This dude standing on the shoulder of giants:
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Just in time for them to put us in the camps I get to celebrate.
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Prove to the world you are fucktard then. @Grok, what is the current price for a barrel of oil. Gas prices are still trying to recover from the refineries Biden closed you nimrod. They are not turned back on with a magic wand. GFY and your pillow biting Nick Fuentes.
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OHHHHH! They didn't fix EVERY PROBLEM CREATED BY 50+ years of bad policy in 12 months!!!! Go fuck yourself: Real GDP Growth 2026: 3.4% Annualized. Historically low Unemployment rate. CPI Inflation back to less than 4% after Biden's double-digit pain. 776K jobs added since January 21, 2025 Billions of dollars in fraud stopped and being prosecuted. The world's largest economy is not a fucking Hot Pocket champ.
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Weird, Canadian interloper, that photo is from before anyone was aware of the criminal behavior of Epstein, while your lefty friends all cozied up to him AFTER those deeds were known. Also, Trump has issued TWO Executive Orders to release all of the documentation. See Also:
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