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Sam

@unclecorbett

I can tweet puns if I want 'cuz I'm a groan man.

 Australia
Joined June 2009
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We wish to express our deepest gratitude for the love and prayers for Gord as he begins the next stage of his journey.
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Anyone want a signed set list of mine from 2006?
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THE MAN @obituarytheband @RelapseRecords
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If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.
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If you generally like things I do, please RT this trailer for my movie. If you don't...carry on. amp.twimg.com/v/cb240609-ea3… @dontthinkmovie
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YYZ has to be the best air-band song ever. Great guitars, bass, drums, everyones a star. Thanks @unclecorbett!
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New billboard is up
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Dear Pluto, Lookin’ good. But you’re still a Dwarf Planet — get over it. Love, Neil deGrasse Tyson
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I could be happy reading for 6 hours alone.
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its thursday may 14 at 10 pm if this was 1998, seinfeld would have just ended forever 😥
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"He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks some cyber-drink He clicks a hyperlink" - from my 1997 parody hit "Webthumping"
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@bajo15 Jan 2015
"I don't pay rent to go outside"
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I hate everybody in this supermarket including myself
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Oh no my printers out of ink must be time to... BUY ANOTHER ENTIRE PRINTER
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JERY GF: Ur bae JERY: No ur bae! GF: Ur bae JERY: u GF: No ur bae! GERGE: How bout i kill u both and dump your corpses in an ACTUAL bay
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At 44, I'm trying to eliminate sugar from my diet. Been feeding a bad habit for decades; now I'll try starving it for awhile. #WillBeGrouchy
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@XBOX29 Aug 2014
Want to win an #XboxOne? RT to win a custom @TheEvilWithin @Xbox One console #EvilTakesHoldPAXPrime #PAXPrime
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Krames new pet snake only eat hamburger bread Elane try to feed it steak, it refuse KRAM: MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT BUNS HUN
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Dude, don't worry about it focus on being the president!! RT @BarackObama When does @birbigs play DC?
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You can't spell "filmmaker" without "MMA"
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