Reflection. Imitation. Experience. Artificial Intelligence.

Lagos, London, San Francisco
Joined August 2010
"Who is Speaking On Your Behalf?" by @unicodeveloper #DEVcommunity dev.to/unicodeveloper/who-is… 🔥🚀
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Stop spreading false news else your account will be gone before Sunday. Don't try me.
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Some Barcelona fans are already DEMANDING Marcus Rashford’s return after Anthony Gordon’s disappointing performance against PSG! Some supporters have even labelled the £70M signing the “ENGLISH GARNACHO” and believe Barcelona made a mistake replacing Rashford. Despite recording 2 goals and 5 assists in 11 appearances, Gordon is facing growing criticism ahead of Sunday’s El Clásico. Rashford registered 14 goals and 14 assists during his loan spell at Barcelona last season.
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I think many of us working in tech tend to forget that the reason software engineering vs other engineering fields pays (a lot!) more, is a lot more flexible (WFH/remote), and has better perks: Because this field changes much faster than other engineering fields. The premium is because fewer people are able/willing to pick up new technologies, methodologies so quickly. But the field had ~10-20 years of stability, and so lots of folks forgot this is why a premium exists. And that AI is just another tech wave: software engineers who pick it up and master it will generally fare better; those not will struggle a lot more.
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Banger!!!
Sang “INFERNO” To The Mandem 🐼 Soon Drop! 💨💙
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YOU. CAN. JUST. DO. THINGS!
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
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SITUATION DETECTED: Warhound launched from stealth today with a $200M seed at a $1.2B valuation. Ben Lamm and Palmer Luckey are cloning gene-edited bio-enhanced dogs and equipping them with custom Anduril vests, goggles, and sensors for the military and law enforcement.
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Set session.upload_progress.enabled=0 till next PHP release to block an unlikely RCE vector (CVE-2026-115560). Already recommended for CVE-2026-109619 Wed, keep disabled. Only apps with non-default serialize_handler switching it to "php" at runtime can be affected. #php #phpc
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Okay i might regret this but offer is still on - 5,000 free credits to try the new @ValyuOfficial DeepResearch right through the weekend 👇
Introducing our most powerful DeepResearch yet. Outperforming Opus 5.5 at a fraction of the cost, and 2x faster than before. Built on our state-of-the-art search engine, with the data most AIs can't reach. To celebrate, reply below and I'll DM you 5,000 free credits! 👇
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‼️🇬🇧 PwC is named in a new leak-site listing involving internal HR, training, and corporate learning data. 🇬🇧 PwC - A global professional services network providing audit, assurance, tax, consulting, cybersecurity, and advisory services. The listing claims 590.69 GB of data across 108,426 files and 494 directories, including regional HR and learning exports, internal corporate training data, Cornerstone OnDemand materials, e-learning courses, integration documentation, software components, and testing and maintenance records.
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10 years ago, I'd have made over 20 tweets on php2shell and written at least two articles as the PHP Evangelist that I was. Today, i find myself writing just 1 article about it. Life is indeed long. 🌚
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Messi asked ChatGPT to teach him a chess opening that matched his style. It suggested Goat Horns 🤘
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See the goal Ndidi just scored. That run was diabolical!
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Here’s an alternative launch video that didn’t make the cut… I think it’s better ;)
Introducing our most powerful DeepResearch yet. Outperforming Opus 5.5 at a fraction of the cost, and 2x faster than before. Built on our state-of-the-art search engine, with the data most AIs can't reach. To celebrate, reply below and I'll DM you 5,000 free credits! 👇
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I have used it all week and the claim is true. It beats Opus 5.5 hands down while delivering exceptional output in cited reports. Faster! 🤯⚡️ Take advantage of @yorkeccak giving out 5000 credits to anyone who replies his post to try it out. Let's go!
Introducing our most powerful DeepResearch yet. Outperforming Opus 5.5 at a fraction of the cost, and 2x faster than before. Built on our state-of-the-art search engine, with the data most AIs can't reach. To celebrate, reply below and I'll DM you 5,000 free credits! 👇
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Introducing our most powerful DeepResearch yet. Outperforming Opus 5.5 at a fraction of the cost, and 2x faster than before. Built on our state-of-the-art search engine, with the data most AIs can't reach. To celebrate, reply below and I'll DM you 5,000 free credits! 👇
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SQLite is the most used database in the world, and its biggest weakness has always been the same: it runs on one machine, and if that machine dies, your data is gone. The usual fix is Litestream, but that's a Go binary you have to babysit. So we (@platformatic) rewrote it in TypeScript.
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I joined @nvidia nine years ago today, against the advice of a colleague who said their comp was below market. But I really believed in the mission and the people, so I went. I met @__simt__, Michael Garland, and Jared Hoberock on the C++ committee. I thought they were the smartest people there. I worked at @BerkeleyLab on concurrent and parallel programming paradigms, mostly for SIMD. @__simt__ convinced me that SIMT was a superior model for parallelism. He sold me on a revolutionary new GPU architecture where threads would independently scheduled: Volta, the basis of all modern GPUs. I asked him three times to find me a place at @nvidia. The first two times, he wasn't sure where to place me or if I'd like it. The third time, he had me come in to talk to Chris Lamb (now VP of CUDA). We chatted for two hours and he outlined the role he believed modern C++ would play in CUDA. I came back for an 8 round interview panel. All of the questions were answered with std::atomic. No one was sure what I would be working on. I, a modern C++ person, was placed in the CUDA driver org, which was written almost entirely in C. On my first day, my manager told me I'd be responsible for Thrust and CUB, @nvidia's first two open source libraries. No one had worked on them for a while and there was no product manager. I'd have to do it all. I put together a roadmap and got the libraries back on GitHub. I started sending status updates from CCCL, the CUDA Core Compute Libraries team, which did not exist. Eventually, they let me hire three people to fill out the team. We built libcu++ and abstractions for all the quirky new features being added to our chips to support these AI workloads that seemed to be growing in importance rapidly. After a few years I was asked switch orgs and guide the roadmap for our HPC C++ compiler. Programming languages and models quickly became my role, from stdpar to CUDA-Q to CUDA Python to CUDA Tile to autoresearch. What a ride it's been!
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Do you know who illustrated the comic on calif.io/php2shell? Her name is Stephanie Cortes. And her husband is the hacker who discovered php2shell: @lcfr_hax. This artist-hacker couple has the best story, stay tuned!
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10 years ago, I'd have made over 20 tweets on php2shell and written at least two articles as the PHP Evangelist that I was. Today, i find myself writing just 1 article about it. Life is indeed long. 🌚
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