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wow i can’t believe it finally happened
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Hello again. We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip. The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity. I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool. I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy. I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know. I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia. A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia. This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was. And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Thanks for reading.
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UnoDeuce retweeted
IT’S BEEN AWFUL 5/1/2026 Standard cover: @MattMillerTDE Alt cover: @QUILLEMONS Spotify pre-save shorturl.at/ba5W6 Apple pre-save shorturl.at/O1Wpu
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UnoDeuce retweeted
IT’S BEEN AWFUL … 5/1/26
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I like to envision the commissioners of various leagues subscribing to my show for the multi-part investigations and suddenly discovering that we also investigate stuff like whether post-nut clarity is real
pablo torre, the journalist who broke the kawhi/balmer news story, randomly played my song on his podcast in january
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Fog of War, a concept album by Formerly LEN. 9/26
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👤 FORMERLY LEN 📀 FOG OF WAR 📆 SEPTEMBER 26TH, 2025
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Lucky for you the most exciting tournament AND MUSIC FESTIVAL is coming up on November 8th!
What events are in November/ December? With CEO moving to mid August I’m going to have to push AOTX to fall/winter 💀
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Who are you most excited to see perform? 👀👀
HIP-HOPKICK 2025 🎙️🎮 👤 Sideshow, Anonymuz, Oodaredevil, and more!! 📅 November 8th 📍 Dallas, TX ON SALE NOW start.gg/HHK2025
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HIP-HOPKICK 2025 🎙️🎮 👤 Sideshow, Anonymuz, Oodaredevil, and more!! 📅 November 8th 📍 Dallas, TX ON SALE NOW start.gg/HHK2025
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Replying to @godlightshorses
i hope literally any of your followers watched you go from “the NOAA data is fake” to “noooo you can’t use sources against me” in a matter of hours. whatever degree you get (i know it’s not met lol), i hope it has nothing to do with data, supporting arguments, or logic
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Replying to @godlightshorses
Roots in meteorology? Bitch i’m from the god damn storm i been playing since fortnite came out in september 2017. Don’t play this game
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UnoDeuce retweeted
Tatum putting himself through an Achilles tear to feel like Kobe
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carolina fans tweeting about caleb love vs duke
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ACC basketball
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