30s // ragebaiter // shitposter // NSFW // friendly cryptid // golf // platonic flirt

ur moms place
Joined October 2024
dark mode
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thinking about Waterloo
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where the vampires hang out
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i just counted and i’m currently working on 19 projects simultaneously. all with their own workflows, milestones, deadlines, etc. what the fuck is going on
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am i even real
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mmmm yes everyone took their can’t drive pills today i see
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mutual masturbation monday
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breeding. send tweet.
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i’m gonna rant here for a sec because the sun‘s not up yet. i am such a people pleaser, and almost always to my own detriment. i actually hate being like this, because i never realize it in the moment, but it almost exclusively comes back to bite me.
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good morning freaks are you ready?
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when it’s thigh thursday but it’s now friday but it’s still cocktober and end caption.
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it is fine in normal to eat cheesecake at six in the morning and that’s all I have to say about it
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sitting outside the gym in my warm car u don’t wanna go in don’t make me please please please
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kiss it
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guy in the car next to me is BLASTING Mice on Venus what an absolute dude
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can’t believe we are 2/3 of the way through Cocktober
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