@urth2kas
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Joined February 2024
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Me accepting my blessings from the Universe because I deserve good things & so do you ✨
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Nicki literally stole the show with this verse she deserves it to be No 1 in Spotify
Kalshi Music
@Kalshi_Music7h
Most-streamed female rappers on Spotify, all time: Nicki Minaj - 44.5 billion Doja Cat - 32.0 billion Cardi B - 23.0 billion
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Me at the Orientation knowing I'm just here for the paycheck:
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Imagine Drake and Kendrick actually drop a song together after everything that happened 😭 The internet would never be the same...🔥
Kurrco
@KurrcoOct 26
Drake & Kendrick Lamar’s odds of making a song together before 2030 are currently at 21%, according to Kalshi users 👀
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Stop taking advice from people who can't carry all that ass like you do.
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So apparently you have to stick to your goal for more than a week to really see a change…more like a year…….sorry.
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Me at 8 years old realizing I’ll never turn Super Saiyan no matter how hard I scream.
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I love corny Drake idc 🤣🥰
Daily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 25
Drake will reportedly sing the national anthem for the Chiefs vs Seahawks game tonight.
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Please don’t EVER underestimate my ability to remove you from my life. I promise you, nobody is exempt 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Me when someone asks for “just 5 minutes” of my time.
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If Callum was the next bond, so dua should be the bond girl or the one who sing the soundtrack.
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_FilmOct 24
Amazon has reportedly completed multiple screen tests for the next James Bond, with Jacob Elordi and Jack Lowden among those tested Jack Lowden odds are at an all-time high.
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When somebody vacuuming and they bouta do in front of the couch 😭😂
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Waiting on 5pm so I can go home, house rot & walk around like this all weekend
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"You handled the stress so well" Meanwhile, me:
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I will never get tired of watching Shane Gillis do Trump impressions
Shane Gillis
@ShanemgillisOct 23
The Weathermen @Kalshi
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When I tell you my tolerance for nonsense is EXTREMELY low….
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I need to take a shower, but let me just sit and contemplate life for 20 mins first.
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The famous rock climbing sequence in MI II (2000)
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_FilmOct 22
What movie has the greatest action scene of all time?
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Thanking the lord for employment but gottt damn it I’m tired lol.
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Me pulling back up to the drive-thru window cause they forgot my sauce.
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