Me when I’m blasting a stain in the toilet bowl with my jet of urine
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Comedian immediately after the Big Bang: anyone else notice all the gaps these days? All the gaps between stuff? What’s that about?
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Thank you very much @nytimes for saving my marriage!! We are both so ANGRY with you for today’s RUBBISH Wordle and Connections we have NEVER been closer!!!! Have a wonderful day!
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Smartest person I knew from high school
-runs a really small account on X formerly Twitter with 94 followers
smartest people I knew from high school:
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
-dead and soul captured in my amulet
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Genuinely loving and adoring my US brothers and sisters finding out about the pain of the Red Card. Sublime stuff
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All these hot takes about how a soccer game should end from our darling friends in the States. There is only one alternative if we reject the penalty shootout route. Boxing match between the two managers - no breaks, go til knockout.
#fifaworldcup #hottakes #usa #football #soccer #frenchnationalteam #rasputin
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