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Dear God, Grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. Take note: most people are cunts. Don’t be so surprised 😮

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Helen Haines’ husband, Phil, is set to provide an update on the condition of the independent MP following Monday’s attack.
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This news is devastating. So very happy that Helen is still with us. Losing both her legs is horrific news. 😢
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#BREAKING 🚨 Phil Haines, the husband of Helen Haines, has confirmed the Indi MP has now lost both of her legs following Monday's vehicle attack He says the good news is that she is alive and stable and "her heart and her mind are in good shape"
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Danger Dan
@DangerBunkerOct 16
Bowen's performative tax-payer funded wank fest. #auspol #DangerDan #Australia @PaulineHansonOz @AustralianLabor @AlboMP
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#surcharge #paywithcard #tapandgo #cardsurcharges #auspol Woo Hoo Card surcharge of $0.08 gone on my morning $6.50 coffee☕️ The price is now $6.80, not $6.58 “We had to reprint all our menus, update apps, and we are sick of getting fucked by this government” Enjoy your coffee‼️
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This cunts like Covid. Everywhere you don’t want him 🙄
Dave Hughes
@DHughesySep 26
What a game. What a fan base both teams have. @brisbanelions @freodockers @AFL .
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#aflgf That Aussie anthem had the dogs howling 😳
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#aflgf #kylieminouge Not bad for 58‼️ Queen 💅🏻
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AFL Memes
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Lachie Neale after fucking his missus’s best friend, bailing on his club, touring rival clubs mid-season, punching someone in the prelim and successfully invoking the “good bloke clause” to keep his shot at a three-peat alive
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#Tangerine #Mobile #NBN #Australia Save $25 on mobile or NBN Use code: ANDREB72EZ
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This is Mark Nicholson. He’s One Nation’s candidate for Northern Metro in the Victorian state election. He said he’s running because of the injustices he saw as a “criminal lawyer”… …Which is weird, because no record of him EVER being a admitted as a lawyer.
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#AFLDogsBlues 115 years since the last round with two draw results.
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#Babet Excellent work hackers. Can you unblock me while you are there. I have a lot to say‼️
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I am LOVING this series of Tate Fucked Up‼️
Andrew Tate
@CobratateJul 28
Of my 10 days incarcerated, I have only seen rec 3 times. I have spent 24 hours per day for 7 days locked in my cell. Where are the rights of American Citizens?
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#Labor #Auspol #Victoria #Alan Labor swear in DAVE HUGHES as leader and Victorian Premier ‼️
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Shut down Camp Canine SB for unsafe practices - Sign the Petition! c.org/FHpS6SPnss via @ChangeAUS

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Liberace eat your heart out 😳
Dan Scavino
@Scavino47Jul 22
7/21/26 | The Oval Office🇺🇸🦅
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#homeownership #australianproperty #realestate #southaustralia Turns out. Buying in the middle of a pandemic can create opportunities.
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#AmericanPride Dumb fuckers passing out because it’s 40c #Snowflakes
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#NDIS Exactly. Crack down on the fraud ‼️ Not the individual plans that keep participants alive. 😡 abc.net.au/news/2026-07-02/n…

NDIS fraud 'gaps remain open' as integrity report handed down

A Labor-led parliamentary inquiry into fraud in the NDIS has made 12 recommendations to improve the integrity of the scheme.

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What 🐴💩 They should be forced into bankruptcy for what they have done. Tap into the preserved pension funds that are still supporting perpetrators‼️😡 abc.net.au/news/2026-07-02/c…

Christian Brothers granted pause on abuse victim payouts

The Christian Brothers religious order has been granted a moratorium on all civil claims against it, after arguing it was running out of money to pay victims of child sexual abuse.

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