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God bless hoes man 🥹
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ꪊᦓꪑꪖꪀ 🀄 retweeted
"I'm a Chelsea fan but i support Barcelona in laliga"
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I'm disgusted tbh 😭
How can I triple this money before December?
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ꪊᦓꪑꪖꪀ 🀄 retweeted
The kirikiri wey you go dey na once a year you go dey see sun 😂
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ꪊᦓꪑꪖꪀ 🀄 retweeted
Peace of mind 😝😝
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Nice try NDLEA
how much be this small bag for your area? 👀
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Reminder never to skip chest day !!
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"Live with it, move on". We're so dead 😭😭😭
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Nahhh, APC really has the chance to pull off the craziest robbery in the history of democracy. 💀💀
Wait ! People who came for the APC campaign are shouting “Tinubu Must Go” “poverty must go” right infront of their eyes ?😭💔
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+234 girl no real 😂
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Why would you even have a tiger as a pet in the first place?
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This nigga is literal proof that you can smoke and be healthy
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She was trying so hard not to blush 😂
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How much did apple pay bro 😭
📸 - There’s no difference between this Norway fan’s black iPhone 18 Pro Max and Martin Ødegaard. 🇳🇴 The iPhone has an A20 Pro chip with a 6-core CPU, including 2 super cores and 4 efficiency cores, plus a 6-core GPU and two Neural Engines. The A20 Pro chip processes billions of operations in a second... Ødegaard uses that same second to scan both shoulders, draw a midfielder out and thread the ball through to Haaland. TWO PROCESSORS RUNNING THE GAME AT FULL SPEED. 🧠
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Wish I can tell him this in person 💔🥀
When you get older you begin to forgive your dad coz the shit ain’t easy!
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"iPhone does not do adverts"
📸 - A Norway fan pulled out her BURGUNDY iPhone 18 Pro Max to capture the Erling Haaland and Antonio Nusa show against Wales. 📱 She’s got THREE 48MP cameras to work with using that iPhone: • 13 mm Ultra Wide (0.5×, ƒ/2.2): a 120° field of view to fit the pitch and the stands in one shot, to record Martin Odeegard movements. • 24 mm Main (1×, ƒ/1.48–ƒ/4.0): variable aperture and up to 4K Dolby Vision at 120 fps for a slow-motion replay of Nusa’s first touch. • 100 mm tetraprism telephoto (4×, ƒ/2.8): the lens for a tight shot of Haaland in the box, with a 200 mm equivalent mode for 8× optical-quality zoom. Imagine having this masterclass and the ROAR at the stadium in your camera roll. 🥶
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I'm in possession of some national secret files my lady 🫢
I do look good in these fr
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Atp I I'll do anything for that ps5 mommy 🙃
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Funny how that same nigga threatening to fire he's fellow citizen for protesting is going to one day protest for he's pension when he's retired There's no hope for his country 🥀
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ꪊᦓꪑꪖꪀ 🀄 retweeted
Family just don't feel how family use to feel when i was younger💔
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This picture looks like a simp begging a woman to make his life miserable 😭
Genuine people are becoming rare. If you find one, don't make them regret being good to you.
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