movies and manchester united. please stop crying in my mentions. pronouns: sarcastic/prick.

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Chelsea, Villa, Brentford, Newcastle all in our next four games. For all the talk about the previous manager having us in a relegation battle in 24/25; we actually might be in one after the aforementioned fixtures.
Michael Carrick will be given more time to turn Manchester United's fortunes around after a meeting of the club's hierarchy on Monday. Carrick's position as head coach appeared under serious threat following Sunday's 3-0 defeat at home to Bournemouth, a result which left United 16th and without a win in their last eight matches in all competitions. However, following talks on Monday between the club's senior leadership figures, including co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe, CEO Omar Berrada and director of football Jason Wilcox, the decision has been made to give Carrick and the players more time. More from @lauriewhitwell 🔗 nyti.ms/3WxgVQl
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That Jorja Smith tweet is still the funniest tweet of all time. Kills me every time I see it.
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I love looking back at lists like this to see who did and didn’t fulfil their potentials. Wasted potential is actually the worst thing in football.
As 50 maiores promessas do futebol mundial em 2007, lista da Revista World Soccer. Quem te chamou mais atenção? 🤔 Nostálgico!
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I get abuse on here whenever I remind people that Manchester United should seriously move on Sir Alex.
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He took a shot at everyone. Manager, board and the fans; especially with the “United isn’t the same team as its past” comment. Yet you’re on fixating on what he said about Carrick’s tactics cos he has to be protected at all costs. It’s exhausting.
Bruno's interview wasn't about INEOS, he was upset he got subbed and went for the manager. United fans agree with Lisandro Martinez and haven't got onto him the same way. Which should tell you all you need to know.
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Fun fact: No Arsenal player has ever won the men's Ballon d'Or while playing for the club. They have never signed a player who has won the Ballon d'Or either before, during, or after their time with the club.
The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or winner. Congratulations, Harry 🤍
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Dare I ask the question? Okay, here it goes *clears throat*. Has Harry Kane surpassed Wayne Rooney?
48%Yes
52%Fuck No.
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I know Tape owners are so pissed off with this verdict. They had Yamal’s VIP section already disinfected.
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Some guy that flopped on loan at Norwich and couldn’t get off Leicester’s bench 12 years ago just won the Balon D’or. Yet 20 year olds have to be the finished article.
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adam. retweeted
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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🤬 "The Glazers bought into Manchester United to EXPLOIT their brand!" Man United's First Team Coach under Alex Ferguson, Rene Meulensteen CALLS OUT the ownership of the club for their "incompetence!"👇 📺 youtu.be/UGeVOgO2hlg @piersmorgan | @sjopinion10
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It’s an impressive feat to mistake Archie Brown for Romelu Lukaku.
🟢 A fight broke out between Romelu Lukaku and Abdülkerim Bardakçı in the 20th second of the Galatasaray - Fenerbahçe match.
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This is not Amorim revisionism btw. People need to actually understanding how building success works. There is an accumulation period where you get zero results. Because you are building foundations. The foundations to: 1. Sustain pressure in the future 2. Produce results and not get complacent 3. Discipline to actually produce those results 4. Turn a bad run of games without destroying the squad. Anyone who has succeeded at anything major in their lives knows this. You go through a period of pain and iteration. The issue is we have too many swipers. The moment they don't get what they want, they SWIPE. This is why everything is shit today. Music, movies, relationships. Everything. People have zero patience. They want to be a millionaire now, today without putting the work. They want results without foundations. Emotional junkies.
Amorim was aggressive, forthright and had a plan. Wilcox got intimidated by knowledge and got rid of him so he could get in a puppet he could control. Now look where we are
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Hitler could only have dreamed of a propaganda machine this good.
Joel Glazer was once so hands-on as owner and co-chairman that he would speak to executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward “several times a day” about the day-to-day business at Old Trafford. One ESPN source said Joel was so involved in the club’s daily operations that he even had the final say on expenses as trivial as paint orders for the Old Trafford maintenance team. Joel also vetoed plans to furlough United staff during the COVID-19 pandemic, insisting that employees remain on full pay despite the cost to the club [@MarkOgden_]
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Can’t believe this wasn’t a joke. Bring that boy to Carrington.
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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Carrick is very much a 'Spanish-like' manager and I think that's really exciting for United. He values 'technicians' enormously. A profile of player who aren't usually given their plaudits in England. It's going to be very different to what we've seen previously.
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Remember when fans wanted Ineos over Qatar. Stupid bastards.
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But why the board? They did incredible buisness in the summer
Ownership. Board. Players. Coaches. Failures everywhere. United are finished.
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