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TIME Person of the Year 2006. Recently voted the worst dressed sentient being in the universe for the seventh time running

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Joined July 2013
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Famous white American man Kylian Mbappé Honestly this whole saga is just the dumbest thing
White people call Mao a “dictator” when America’s first President owned 300 slaves.
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Lamine Yamao
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niggas really voted for a fucking retard
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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C'est le plus grand moment de l'histoire du pays
Le vin rouge que boit ta daronne pour oublier son divorce s’appelle Bordeaux.
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Teacher: “the test is not that hard” The test:
We're running a survey on @TheAthleticFC - we want to hear from Man Utd fans about your views on Carrick situation, summer transfer business, state of squad & more. Will write around it once we have responses. Have your say ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7730513…
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Very similar, yes
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Yanks will make a cottage pie wit no beef stock and red wine, no fresh garlic, way too much cheese and then put on hot sauce but still have the gall to go around and say "hurr durr British food bad"
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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i’m crying what did mbappe do
🚨 BREAKING: ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH!! 🇨🇳 OVER ¥750,000,000,000.00 HAS BEEN WIPED OUT OF THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET IN JUST 5 MINUTES! BANK OF CHINA IS NOW URGENTLY LIQUIDATING ALL U.S. TREASURIES AFTER CHINESE AI STOCKS DUMPED BY OVER 40%. THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS FOR GLOBAL MARKETS…
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Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state My name is Gianluigi Donnarumma and I am a player for Manchester City FC
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The way people talk about Kane's WC you'd think Mbappe turned up against Spain or Lamine turned up against anyone
Harry Kane vs Argentina Ballon D’or 2026 winner
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This is the moment that won Lula the runoff: Bolsonaro: "Why did 60% of the prisoners vote for you???" Lula: "I want 100%, including your father!!!"
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Bruno Fernandes is not, and was never, the problem. He was one of the few things stopping this from happening to Manchester United, but he couldn't do it forever. This is a reminder of how bad the club would be & will be without him. Too many have taken him for granted.
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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Are you aware of the concept of time, Matthew? And that the past and present are, in fact, two completely different things.
That Bruno Fernandes POTY award last season looks worse by the day. Declan Rice was absolutely robbed.
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Unfortunately too happy with this one to let it be a groupchat exclusive
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LMAOOOOOO
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Imagine showing this to someone from 2009
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