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@uthestoryteller

Occasionally, I play games and talk about stuff. Arguably, more of a film buff than a gamer. Mostly, I just sleep.

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Joined October 2019
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Haven't been playing many new video games or anything, but I'm thinking about getting Anger Foot (since it's now on PlayStation). Worth it?
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ngl i thought vampires sucked blood through their pointy teeth. like teeth straws. i’m an idiot
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Yup. Not surprised... Chalamet has always bothered me. He is a good actor, yes. But, sometimes, you need to be a bit more than that. I hate his arrogance.
Seth Abramovitch (@SethAbramovitch) profile pictureSeth Abramovitch@SethAbramovitchMar 5
Ok I did not hear this. This sucks
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imagine we watch movies together and then rate them on LetterBoxd at the same time and then we kiss
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mukbang video but it's just me smoking an entire pack of cigarettes
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clearly u hate english class too
male cow (@M0213B411) profile picturemale cow@M0213B411Feb 17
i fuking hate chikins
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A girlfriend
nefarious aquarius (@emostud120) profile picturenefarious aquarius@emostud120Feb 16
Whats the term for when someone wants you to make all the decisions but is also very particular and dislikes most of the decisions you make 😭
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Instead of calling in sick, you should start calling in healthy. “I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on work”
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Go on a diet fatass.
T Rex (@dinoincrisis) profile pictureT Rex
@dinoincrisisFeb 17
good morning all!! except we-know-who
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people think losing weight and getting fit requires macros and dieting and science when really all you need is to deeply hate who you are and work out accordingly
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grass was mid today
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you wake up and reach for your phone before your eyes focus. scroll through a hundred thoughts that aren’t yours until your own voice sounds like someone you used to know and by noon you’ve consumed more information than your grandparents did in a year but can’t name a single thing that actually moved you. the feed keeps serving up other people’s lives and you keep swallowing them whole, mistaking the fullness for satisfaction when really you’re just bloated on nothing. you’ve become a processing unit instead of a person and the loneliest part is how normal it feels.
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as a seattle seahawks fan since february 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me
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you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world
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"I don't really get jealous" Also me when I see the homeless man drinking at 8am as I drive to work:
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my mom finally bestowed upon me her Marlboro rewards program duffle bag from the 90s
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With the month coming to an end, here is my trophy recap from January 2026. The year is off to a good start. I achieved 15 Plats: 🏆Skate Story 🏆Yooka-Replaylee 🏆2x Tetris Forever (no autopop, did both stacks) 🏆Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice 🏆2x Snooker Blitz (2x autopop from mobile) 🏆Rematch 🏆Fueled Up 🏆Epic Mickey: Rebrushed 🏆NFS Unbound 🏆I Hate This Place 🏆Code Violet 🏆Ultimate Sheep Raccoon 🏆2XKO Which games did you finish in January ? #PS4 #PS5 #PSPlus #Trophyhunter
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we have finally come to the end of january after 3 years
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all roads lead back to a cigarette
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