@utomisphere

Jugglernaut; Sic mundus creatus est

Joined December 2009
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Ebola confirmed? It's like God has finally decided he's tired of us.
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And here I thought they'd suspend everything to focus on the city that's burning to the ground.
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 20
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France's parliament advances legislation to impose 31.4% capital gains tax on crypto-to-stablecoin transactions.
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Return to Lagos, you go swiftly learn geography.
OgaHANS🇳🇬
@OgaHansOct 20
Bro, instead of me to stay in Birmingham, I'll rather return to Lagos. This place no be part of UK 🇬🇧 😀😀 God abeg oo
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E be like say na only pharma dey get upside in this market.
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The AI trade may be dead
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We really are an extractive continent.
Bloomberg
@businessOct 20
JPMorgan has deposited $38 million with the Central Bank of Nigeria as it moves closer to securing a banking license in Africa’s most populous nation, according to sources bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

JPMorgan Nears Nigeria Launch After Deposit With Central Bank

JPMorgan Chase & Co. deposited 50 billion naira ($38 million) with the Central Bank of Nigeria as it moves closer to securing a banking license in Africa’s most populous nation, according to people...

bloomberg.com
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Really breaks my heart that i might have to take on the fees to off board even my small Bamboo bag. Every metric doesn’t make it worth staying (fees, interface, UX, confusing wallet dynamics, fees, limit buys only dealing in whole shares, fees)
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I need to make the right choices in my life from today forth.
BOB
@bobussyyOct 18
#VSFashionShow BTS
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Not bad, considering 1% fit be fees.
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If you think your portfolio is red now..
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 17
JUST IN: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will reopen only if the United States leaves the Middle East, warning that otherwise “we'll expel it.”
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However you protest, you can't protest like the French
Impact
@ImpactMediaFROct 17
🇫🇷🚂 Un train touristique a été DÉTOURNÉ par des manifestants.
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What is actually happening in Paris?
Globe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNewsOct 17
BREAKING: Paris right now, chaos caused by protesters.
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I can see why people have AI lovers. The thing dey talk as if it really understands you. As per sorry ehn, get some rest, you've worked hard today, we'll keep working on this tomorrow. American Wonder.
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Contentment is how to truly win at life, which is why it is so hard to win at life.
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This is frying me because it 100% would happen
La Abuela García®™
@rthur013Oct 17
Te Quiero un Chingo Internet 😂😂😂😂
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My trading apps looking at me like "when did you become such a coward?" Umm, maybe the morning when I woke up liquidated for 70 grand.
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They don't understand
MapleStax Trades
@MapleStaxOct 16
“Men used to go to war” 9:30 market open is war bro
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I feel this market is about to chop people up into oblivion before absolutely tanking for a flush out.
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We prefer the term multidimensional poverty, thank you very much.
The Index Mint
@TheIndexMintOct 15
Number of People Living in Extreme Poverty by Country 1992-2026
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