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Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell-Earth Society Prez. retweeted
The introductions we’ve all been waiting for 🙌
Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue (🙇♂️ @Hegelbon)
"Now he calls it quits, not before the season. Not in the offseason…four games into the 2026 season, a dude that has been in the league forever, sits back and says I need to focus on my mental health" – Stephen A. Smith on Lane Johnson retiring
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Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell-Earth Society Prez. retweeted
accused by whom????
Mamdani, accused of fueling antisemitism, rolls out a $26M plan to fight it dlvr.it/TVhp88
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Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell-Earth Society Prez. retweeted
According to the NCAA, there are “less than 10” transgender athletes competing in collegiate athletics and there are 0 transgender athletes competing in American professional sports.
Transgender athletes are exceedingly rare and yet they are being scapegoated to convince people that a tiny, vulnerable minority is a national emergency—all while ignoring the actual violence, discrimination, and inequality women face every day.
Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell-Earth Society Prez. retweeted
There are more active Ku Klux Klan chapters than trans athletes in America.
There are more states where child marriage is legal than trans athletes in America.
There have already been more school shootings in 2026 than trans athletes in America.
There are more antigovernment extremist groups in almost every single state than trans athletes in America.
Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell-Earth Society Prez. retweeted
how I felt telling the ACME cashier about LeBron
Julius Caesar Re-enactor/Hell-Earth Society Prez. retweeted
Firing actual career analysts/writers in favor of throwing even MORE money at the frat boy show is certainly a choice.
ESPN is expected to start paying Pat McAfee north of $60 Million annually after laying off other employees 🤯
(via @TheAthletic)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Unlike standard talent contracts (e.g. Stephen A. Smith), this is a licensing/production agreement. McAfee pays his own staff, studio, guests, and overhead, so his personal take-home is lower than the headline figure.
(nytimes.com/athletic/73442…)
Obviously this is probably all bullshit, but if I'm in the hospital and you even lie to people that you visited me and we talked about any of this shit, I swear to fuck I'm putting you in a bed in the next room
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
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just wanna point out that the canes have lost each of the last four conference finals they've played in, and the flyers, the team they're trying so desperately to dunk on inexplicably, has made the cup finals more recently than they have.
Flyers fans trying to figure out how to blame the refs when their team gets swept
ALT Meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with a man chaotically making a diagram on a wall with a Flyers logo on him
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Brewers: "hey CC, we wanna put you on our Wall of Honor"
CC: "damn I pitched for the Brewers? that's crazy"
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Benching Crawford when he's in a hot stretch the day after his first career homer is so unbelievably stupid. This Mattingly idiot's gotta go. #FireMattingly
Saturday night in South Philly
#RingTheBell
ALT Phillies lineup, 5/9 vs COL. 6:05pm EDT game time on NBCSP/94WIP. Turner 6 Schwarber DH Harper 3 García 9 Sosa 7 Marsh 8 Realmuto 2 Bohm 5 Stott 4 Nola RHP
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