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Your trading desk. On your computer. View-only Solana wallet connect via Phantom & Solflare. Never asks for a seed phrase. By TokenJunction LLC.

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Valhalla is live. Your trading desk, on your computer. Watch your Solana wallets with a view-only connect through Phantom or Solflare. We never ask for your seed phrase and never move funds. Take a look: valhalla-app.xyz
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🤖 Made with AI
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Most automated trading bots just cross their fingers and ride market waves. Valhalla is built differently. By combining multi-agent governance (Zeus), strict user sandboxing (Gorgo), and automated treasury defense (Cerberus), we’ve engineered an autonomous financial framework that operates like a self-sustaining fortress. No guessing. No leaked alpha. Just pure, programmatic execution running live at valhalla-app.xyz. The V35 upgrade is live. Stop trading blind. 🛡️⚡️ Builit on @elizaOS (@SlopCash) Thanks to @Oracle @render @supabase AI powered by @GeminiApp @deepseek_ai @bot
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Get paid to contribute to elizaOS! nitter.gq/shawmakesmagic/status/…
Launching in ~ 10 days on RH When you buy a project on Umia, you own the project. You own the IP and you can vote on where it goes You can kick me out and take it over if you don’t like how I’m doing things It’s what ai16z should have been tbh
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Grok Bot Shelf is basically an app store for AI bots, with 424 already listed. •⁠ ⁠Coach plans your workouts and meals from texts or plate photos •⁠ ⁠iMessage Relay forwards your texts to X Chat •⁠ ⁠Disk Doctor clears your Mac storage, only what you approve •⁠ ⁠Claude Remote sends tasks from your phone to Claude Code on your Mac Filter by what each bot can actually do, read-only or takes actions THE AGENT APP STORE HAS ARRIVED. WILL BOTS BECOME THE NEW APPS? grokbotshelf.com/
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SAVE THIS crypto-claude-desk turns Claude Code into a multi-agent crypto research + paper trading desk. • 6 specialized agents • 66 MCP tools • Zero orchestration code (just markdown + files) • Paper only, no API keys Install: claude plugin marketplace add hugoguerrap/crypto-claude-desk claude plugin install crypto-trading-desk@hugoguerrap github.com/hugoguerrap/crypt…
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holy f*ck, I just sold this single AI-generated 3D neuron for $2,000 to a private biotech lab. a private lab saw my visuals on X and reached out. they just ordered a prototype for their modeling work. designers who can't do this will be looking for a job in 2027. save this before its too late: 7 design repos that make Claude Code feel like a whole design team: 1. Awesome DESIGN.md 84 design systems pulled from real sites, each one a single markdown file. drop it in your project, say "build me a page that looks like this" and it actually does github.com/VoltAgent/awesome… 2. Hallmark a design skill from Together AI that refuses to look AI-generated. 50 themes, builds the page around what the visitor came to do, then checks it in a real browser. /hallmark redesign rebuilds any old page github.com/Nutlope/hallmark 3. Huashu Design type one sentence, get a launch animation, a clickable app prototype, an editable PPT or an infographic. it shows you 6 directions first, you pick 3, it builds them for real github.com/alchaincyf/huashu… 4. video-shotcraft tell Claude "make a promo for my product". it screenshots your real pages, storyboards, animates, syncs to the beat, adds sound and checks every frame. you get an MP4 you can keep editing github.com/Vincentwei1021/vi… 5. OpenPencil an open-source Figma alternative that opens real .fig files. describe what you want in chat and the AI builds the design, and Claude Code can drive it directly github.com/open-pencil/open-… 6. Motion2Code show it a motion design video and it rebuilds it as clean SVG + GSAP code, checked frame by frame against the original. a 10-second animation ends up around 24 KB github.com/lovisdotio/motion… 7. Blender Agent Skills 22 pro Blender workflows for Claude Code: modeling, materials, rigging, animation, lighting, rendering. the full 3D pipeline, not just "make a cube" github.com/EL4CTEO/blender-s… the neuron in this video? I built it myself with Claude Code and a few 3D and motion tools and sold it for 2K. no studio, no team. want to make something like this? like + save this post, comment "NEURON" or DM me and I'll send you the exact prompt.
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OpenAI will give you ChatGPT Pro for free. They just opened applications for Codex Ambassadors: • Free Pro subscription • Codex + API credits • Direct line to the OpenAI team • Funding for your events (food, prizes, credits) • Possible invites to DevDay • Exclusive swag Two paths: • Event path: host Codex meetups and hackathons • Content path: build with Codex and share it All you need: 1 useful event or post a month. Applications close Nov 1. developers.openai.com/commun…
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wait… WHAT? Grok just built a whole pump.fun terminal in 3.8 seconds?? I typed one sentence: "build me a pump.fun terminal that trades for me" it wrote the code. wired the modules. named it RUGIKK. and started trading 5 SOL → 31.07 SOL. 6.2× in 19 seconds what Grok built in 3.8s: → a live pump.fun bonding curve feed → a dev wallet + bundle scanner → an X trend reader → auto entry, auto exit → a rug guard → the whole terminal UI every coin climbs the curve toward graduation. Grok locks onto the ones it likes, rides them up, and sells before they top or right as they hit PumpSwap what it did in 19 seconds: → $GROKFROG · 12K posts on X → buy → +0.63 SOL → $DEVDUMP · dev holds 31% → skip → rugged 2s later → $WAGYU rode to graduation → +1.32 SOL → $NOFACE · bundle 44% → skip → rugged → $LAMBO graduated → +1.98 SOL → $GROKMOON trending #1 → graduated → +2.91 SOL → $FAKEAI · same dev as a rug → skip → rugged → $SENDIT · 30K posts on X → graduated → +3.54 SOL 18 trades. 16 wins. 2 small cuts: -0.14 and -0.18 SOL 4 coins skipped. all 4 rugged. it was never in a single one the rules it wrote for itself: 1. dev holds more than 10% → skip 2. bundles hold more than 25% → skip 3. same wallet as an old rug → skip forever 4. dev sells anything → exit now 5. coin graduates → sell everything I didn't write a single line. I didn't pick a single coin you're still clicking buy on pump.fun by hand while an AI builds its own terminal and trades better than you illustrative build, numbers simulated
I fired myself from my memecoin desk. 6 Grok agents now scan, check, confirm and stage every trade. I sign. $100 → $4,352 in two weeks, ~75 trades, 68% win rate. the full setup is below 👇
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This guy used Grok Bot to build a repricing system on Polymarket Result: +$207,170 It trades 5 and 15 minute crypto Up/Down markets, combining a fair value model with dynamic hedging Several Grok Bot AI agents work together as one algorithm: 1. Finds undervalued outcomes At the start of each market, it records the reference price S₀ and monitors spot/perp feeds for the underlying asset The model then updates fair value based on how far the price is from S₀, time to resolution, momentum, acceleration, volatility, and order flow Model Edge = p_model(outcome) - market price If the edge is large enough to cover the spread and fees, it starts buying that outcome 2. Adds the opposite outcome to its existing position when the signal reverses As its fair value estimates shift toward the other side, the trading sequence can look like this: Up → Down → Up → Down Buying the opposite outcome reduces net exposure and acts as a dynamic hedge Its Polymarket account: std0 The system’s main edge comes from how fast it updates fair value: > Tries to detect changes in fair value before market prices adjust > Increases exposure as the signal strengthens > Uses the opposite outcome to adjust its position
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Grok Bot watched 412 smart wallets, killed 9,382 of 9,396 copy signals through hard filters and copied only 14, turning $85 into $1,759 overnight with 10 green and 4 red, no charts opened and no trades manually approved.
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just funded: @computecompany $50K raised to fund a decentralized GPU/CPU network for AI inference and training. built by anil yegiz - software and AI engineer (ex EA, AWS, JP Morgan)
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Today: the new TDCC is live. Tomorrow: desktop apps go GA.
Oct 23: everyday PCs become compute nodes.
Oct 27: compute → USDC → stocks.
Oct 31: the GPU marketplace opens to everyone. 8 drops. 3 weeks. One $COMPUTE. decentralizedcompute.company…
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