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former esports legend, youtube sensation & bartending icon, current washed up nobody. https://nitter.gq/t.co/inhftXqa1N

Toronto
Joined December 2008
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I always wonder if people who design hotel rooms have ever stayed in a hotel room in their life before 3rd time in a row my hotel in China has these unbearable LEDs at night glowing and being annoying as fuck If I have to build a tower like this in order to sleep, you fucked up
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noodlesquad rise up
noodlesquad rise up yellow pea and tofu noodle in chongqing. looks like slop, tastes like heaven
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noodlesquad rise up yellow pea and tofu noodle in chongqing. looks like slop, tastes like heaven
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Valorant competitive structure has and always will be complete dogshit
EVERYTHING IS A TOURNAMENT! right? sigh, just sigh. - ALL open qualifier teams start from the lower bracket. - no communication of any of this, everything has been built on "OPEN QUALIFIERS EVERYONE CAN QUAL". - we find out not from Riot themselves but through an invited org tweet? - no mention of any of this in the rulebook or on social media anywhere before UCAM's tweet, designed to be a haze. - marketing campaign built on "OPEN" qualifiers, "fairness" & "equality" isn't really correct, is it? but when were you going to tell us this? did you ever plan to tell us this? oh also haha, NO TECH PAUSES ARE ALLOWED in open qualifiers as the rulebook states this 馃槶 so not only do invited teams skip open qualifiers, they get to start in the upper bracket with everyone else from open qualifiers having to start in lowers? the marketing campaign for 2027 was built on open qualifiers & fairness. everyone has to fight for their spot, we find out now only a few days before registration ends that this is not the case but you have partnered teams & invited teams in every region who are given an advantage to everyone else. not only this but having to start in the lower bracket for EVERY OPEN QUALIFIER TEAM? for invited teams playoffs is double elimination, for open qualifier teams it's single elimination. well best of luck to everyone in open quals! you're fighting a constant uphill battle. not that you knew it to this degree, of course.
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noodlesquad rise up
many a noodle has been noodled
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EG was my favourite team growing up in esports as a Canadian. That was our team. What became of them and what is happening now is everything I hate about modern esports. EG didn't die today, it died 7 years ago when they sold it to a VC firm. Good riddance.
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