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( steve heads straight for his bedroom, slipping through the door. ) how long have you been hidin’ out in here?
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then we’d better get it started. i’ll put the movie on—you grab the snacks.
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captain. retweeted
“cliches are boring” me at 3am when “cap” turns into “steve”
"cliches are boring" me at 3am when "stark" turns into "tony"
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can’t imagine what that’s like. ( steve said sympathetically before reaching over, retrieved the bucket of candy, and set it in front of banner. ) not sure if you want all of it, but there are some pretty good picks in there.
ㅤ i'll gladly take it then . 've been fightin' the hulk all night not too come out ... make a scene & such . ㅤ
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and.. try not to eat too many in one night.
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didn’t give him the chance.
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i’ve still got a whole bucket here with your name on it, if you want it.
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ever seen casablanca? figured it was about time you watched a proper classic.
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kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it? so where am i headed to collect this treat?
is it a trick if you’re already accustomed to it?
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what was the trick, seduction?
how about you call it a night and come get your treat?
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well, you don’t usually say something like that for no reason…
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the chicken my mom told me to defrost
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happy halloween, buck. lookin’ forward to seein’ what you’ve come up with this year.
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NOBODY SPEAK TO ME
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A thread of Steve ragebaiting and having inside jokes with his himbo bf Thor bc apparently we’re losing the ancient texts ⚡️
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Pre serum Steve was crazy he was out there fighting people just because they were talking to loud in the movie theatre 😭😭😭😭
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don’t. you know people would actually believe you.
Gonna start a rumor that Steve dyes his hair blonde.
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