( steve heads straight for his bedroom, slipping through the door. ) how long have you been hidin’ out in here?
can’t imagine what that’s like. ( steve said sympathetically before reaching over, retrieved the bucket of candy, and set it in front of banner. ) not sure if you want all of it, but there are some pretty good picks in there.
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A thread of Steve ragebaiting and having inside jokes with his himbo bf Thor bc apparently we’re losing the ancient texts ⚡️
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Pre serum Steve was crazy he was out there fighting people just because they were talking to loud in the movie theatre 😭😭😭😭











