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Joined November 2010
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корінним американцям пропонують "спєрдолять назад в росі ю", бо "ніякий ви не корінний народ, ви такі ж емігранти як і всі інші, просто прибули в 20 столітті ДО нашої ери пішки через сухопутний коридор між Сибіром і Аляскою.
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Senador bolsonarista que ganhou um Iphone 18 pro com dinheiro público ao ver uma mulher no interior da Bahia ganhando um botijão de gás
🚨 ACREDITE SE QUISER: Senado dará 95 iPhones 18 Pro e outros 330 celulares a parlamentares e servidores no início do mandato em 2027. O custo estimado é de R$ 6 MILHÕES para a União.
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If you showed this to someone from 1918 they would laugh themselves to literal death
That video of the medic monkeys carrying a third one on a sheet is genuinely the funniest thing humanity has ever recorded
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Quem viveu o governo Dilma 2 tá vendo exatamente o mesmo movimento de desconstrução antes da posse. Fica a dica
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Gente que negócio é esse de o twitter recarregar a timeline enquanto tô com tweet aberto e tudo, é só comigo?
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"não consigo recuperar"
➡️ CASO NIKOLAS | Meta diz não conseguir recuperar dados de laudo falso da PF Empresa afirma que três publicações foram excluídas permanentemente e alega impossibilidade técnica de fornecer dados sobre o laudo falso metropoles.com/minas-gerais/…
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Correct. Racism IS why it took 146 years after Reconstruction for Mississippi, the Blackest state in the nation, to elect another Black senator.
So, the “Mississippi Burning” state; where civil rights icon Medgar Evers was murdered; where Emmett Till was murdered; where “anti-black” policies were implemented to “make it harder” to vote—has elected a black man for U.S. Senate? But, “systemic racism,” right?
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France’s cultural indifference to adultery has turned out to be a major geopolitical advantage.
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El concepto de que los estadounidenses tengan elecciones directas para todo, incluso el cargo administrativo más anodino, MENOS la presidencia.
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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Nelson retweeted
For having hoes ????
JENSEN HUANG AGREES TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS BEFORE THANKSGIVING - CNBC
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Nelson retweeted
imagine you take ur pants off and she says “w penis”
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The concepts of the passport and the visa are deeply anti-human.
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Nelson retweeted
tenho q piorar como pessoa, pensa num bixo compreensivo
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Cómo se siente buscar fotos para el dump
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Women insulting men by calling them women
why r men in this gen so sassy like sorry little princess do you want my lipgloss ☺️?
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Thank you grok for this wonderful translation work
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O Rio conseguiu eleger o 4⁰ Senador graças aos imbecis de Santa Catarina 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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